Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

hey ,liquid, dont get so deep into character it might hurt, love the dark times tho lol

[rabidtictac]

Liquid Spoony's identity is a mystery, though he seems to be at least lurking here.

They guestposted a few times. Maybe I'll do a background check if they guestpost again. I won't reveal it publicly if they turn out to be a regular here though. I'm mostly just curious if they're a lurker or a regular.

[AdorableOtter]

Kiwis are Cucksons in training. It's like that shitty Sith Academy in KotOR 1.

I don't understand why KF is such a bunch of cucks when it comes to Spoon Senpai.
They hate/harass/stalk/dox or even swat DSP, but totally "He helped me in dark times" to Spoons. This is a legit mystery.

He stays back now because DHI outed him as an obsessive fanboy, but before that he was breaking arm's for boss and buying useless gifts. There's a reason we call any one obsessed with spoony a cuckson.

Man, Cuckson was the best.

It's a shame no one saved his retarded "roleplay" stories (i.e. Cuckson the beginning).

SpoilerShow

>My family has a long history of practicing the martial arts. Specifically karate, judo, and martial weaponry.

Reality = Delusion, schizophrenia yo. It's phenomenal.

[Auli]

This is glorious.

Glad to have back you fffffuuuuuck!

tyty glad to be back shitposting :p

Liquid Spoony: Try not to turn into what you parody.


So is real Spoony banned forever? Kinda weird, since he mocke-- TRIED to mock Trump all the time...

Edit: Cuckson wrote "karate" wrong. It's "karat-eh" where he's from.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, Spoony is legit gone from Twitter. I don't care to find out who Liquid Spoony is. He's doing a wonderful job and that's all that matters.

[Tony Schiavone]

[[[Continuing from Part One!]]]

Will Spoony find the energy to continue? Will Cuckson be the one to lead him forward, arms draped around him from behind across his chest to passionately urge his sempai on, just like in his deepest dreams?

Once again, boys and girls, it appears to be time...for...

Spoony's Panhandling Stream Roundup

[MY PERSONA WILL DO EVERY TRAINING BUT JOB TRAINING Edition]

I tally it so you don't have to. All dollar amounts in USD, because burgerland = #1. Convert as necessary for your country.

Vital Statistics (Part Two):

• Total time: 1:51:59
  Total haul: $29.45
  Begging Efficiency Per Hour (BEPH): $15.78. [Fucking SCRUB TIER. As we've said before, BEPH is the blended benchmark of your average street begging. This means that Spoony could've literally laid outside on the cold ground, with a sign and a cup--unconscious--and made more money. His regular donors probably can't give more than every two weeks when their government check comes in. Even they need to eat.]
  
  Cuckson Sightings: Our favorite cheerleading amateur therapist, Sheriff Cuckson, ambles in at 20 minutes for some Old West six foot six lovin'.
  • He immediately acts surprised, slightly concerned, though not upset, at Spoony daring to go back to the same game IN THE SAME NIGHT. (Oh the humanity!)
    Wants to know how Noah's food was. Spoony just talks about a cat clawing fucking brains in, so Cuckson moves on to tell chat he's glad they're doing good tonight
  • Says Ace Attorney is accurate to life. "That's how fucked it is."
  • In a moment of clarity, he realizes he's "that guy" (in reference to Ryugi, but still true)
  • Encourages him to keep sticking with it in the face of the Great Twitter Frame Up. "You'll keep moving forward."
  • Believes transitioning genders is "New Game + material"
  • "Clearly the Velvet Room is Twitter. Locking you up without saying why."
  • Talks about pussy (in reference to a volleyball cheerleader joke) like he's had some before.
  • Most ironic quote: "Silence is an option."
  • Breathlessly celebrates the "exciting" part where a student falls to her death.
  • Later volunteers to be the official voice of record. "Since we're in the game proper I'll now do actual analysis for ya."

Quotes and Other Items of Note
[Best snippets, in chronological time order.]

• Spoony begins by rubbing himself, then saying he'll wait until more people filter in "before I say anything of substance." He commends his slavish mouth-breather fans on the speed they arrive to his summons and click to watch. He hopes it will be good.

• $2.00 quote from 'The Free Man'--"Woah, new digs. Nice." (It's his basement again)
  Spoony calls it his man cave/den, says it's very nice because "it's actually a finished basement." (As opposed to an unfinished one?!?)

• Spoony says he's calmed down and not frustrated now, since he had something to eat. Tells chat that he won't sleep, never sleep, sleep when he's dead. Or has enough money for the month.

• Headphones on, Captain Spoony guides us into the wild world of commenting on the pause screen and whether the music actually sounds like British punk rock.

• 12:13. Spoony says this part is like Metal Gear Solid 5. (Remember: only HE may make references.)

• 'Jarod Kruc' in chat asks: "how do you send Spoony cash?" Chat quickly tells him. Spoony makes a bad pirate joke. Chat tells him they laugh and cringe and love him. (So far chat have been 100% on the side of kissing spoony's ass. No infiltrators.)

• At 21:27, Sheriff Cuckson rides into town.

• For those curious, Spoony's commentary mostly consists of bizarre ranting about thighs, slaves, and Al Gore.

• Copyrighted music apparently plays. "So ya'll gotta watch this video," Noah says, "so I can get it reviewed and denied the review." (Giving up?)

• Spoony complains about how cramped he is, what with the equipment and the laptop and the microphones. He's trapped in his chair.

• 32:56. Youtube won't help him get Twitter back, because Spoony dindu nuffin', he can't make an appeal when he don't know what to say. He says they tried to swap him at one point, but didn't happen.
  Acknowledges (finally) that it was probably for a really old tweet said in the past, but "whatever." (Translation: Too much work to get another one and fight fake accounts, so forget it)).

• Admits to being swatted once. He says it won't work on him because he already called state and local law enforcement and explained to them what it was, and figures a guy like him wouldn't be a suspect.

• Tells his listeners that any fake Twitters are not him, because "the only me is me."

• Spoony continues being proud that he informed ignorant law enforcement about swatting. "I'm not stupid, you know." He tells chat to similarly not be stupid, and not swat.

• 36:45. Chat asks if he's becoming a girl. Spoony says he "doesn't have the balls for that."
  Wonders why they ask and if they are becoming one; he's sure they have 'nerves of steel.' (Our liberal body shaming hero, ladies and gentlemen. Wonders why he got banned with comments like that).

• Calls fan on asking it and moving on if nothing happened. Continues rambling how swatting could be a problem, with all his fake guns, how the Blade Runner replica and Space Marine rifle arrangement could've fooled the cops into thinking he was a 'violent felon.' Says they were props for a video he was totally going to make.
  (Cuckson keeps commenting on the video cutscene this whole time)

• Spoony declares pizza bombing won't work on him either because he got blacklisted from all deliveries. (Somehow I can see this really happening)
  Says swatting isn't a big deal either because police now just call ahead and ask politely if you are a bad guy.

• 40:01. Spoony informed more about fake him, sarcastically admits he has dysphoria and was gonna change gender. "No that's not the plan…and even if it was, so what?"
  He's more concerned about his perception as a psychopath.

• Says lithium was really bad him. After two or three weeks of no improvement, he asked to get off the hell it was creating for him.

• "I would make a sexy chick, now that I think about it, but that's kind of low on my list of priorities." (He's warming up to it?)
  Chat is started to dig the idea too: 'TheFifthWill' thinks he looks great in that Yuna costume (or his brother does).

• Spoony cannot play Monster Hunter because he has "reasons."
  Cuckson assumes that it is because they are issues with playing people online. "Those are fair at this point. That's cool man."

• 48:38. ]Spoony gives up, asks people to help tell him where to go because he's "sick of this shit." Starts complaining at Cuckson's directions because he can't find room numbers.

• Spoony thinks he may have genuinely have apathy syndrome. Cuckson sees Boss starting to get cranky: "Spoony, legit, if you wanna duck out of the game now, we get it" Apologizes that the game drags if you can't care about its characters.

• $2.00 quote from 'BlackButterCrunch'--"please play more ff9" (Spoony is too busy whining and moaning about not finding an exit to notice).

• 1:15:04. Spoony stands to front shot his plaid pants that someone bought him from his Amazon wishlist. They were "in honor of this game." (Money well spent).

• Cuckson begs Boss to let him know if he's lost the game at this point. No answer.
  He later encourages him by celebrating when the game gets more exciting and pointing out things are happening.

• $6.94 quote from 'derekderkster'--"for your endurance." (Spoony half-heartedly talks about math)

• Spoony holds his head like he's in agony.
  Cuckson is torn between is love of terrible weeb games and being the Official Friend of Boss, keeps saying "We're so damn close! So damn close!"

• Spoony swears he's losing it with the endless tutorials; has a message for Jackson.

• 1:39:28. Spoony moans that needs another game. Starts getting snippy with chat about what he feels are obvious things like switching personas. (Let the complaining begin!)

• Clearly not happy, Spoony forces his slave to defend the game for what he feels is random trial and error.
  With Cuckson essentially telling him what to do, he finally manages to finish boss battle.

• With two minutes to go, Noah says he's "literally falling asleep."
  "Sleep man," says his loyal servant. "You've hit your limit, Spoony." (Gee, a whole two fucking hours of work)

• Hits a save break. Spoony says he'll play something else next time (liar) but he's fallen asleep. Game has finally beaten him. "If you enjoy watching my pain subscribe to my channel so you can see more such suffering."
  Spoony then heads to bed…at sunrise.

Part 3 coming eventually soon!

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Unfinished basements are a thing.

They can have dirt/bare concrete floors. No interior walls, just support beams. Bare "cinder block" exterior walls. Exposed joists in the ceiling. Etc, etc.

And, toby fare, the room numbering is counter what a typical burger would expect. If someone told me to go to room 305, I'd expect it to be on the 3rd floor, not ground level because the rooms in the school number were based on if the students are 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc year.

[mad bum]

I legit look forward to these now

Only $25 dollars though? Noah had the right idea starving his fans out, every 2 weeks come back and get $60 an hour. Now that he seems regular he might not be making much of anything.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Tells his listeners that any fake Twitters are not him, because "the only me is me."

So deep. I can already feel these times becoming less dark.

And, toby fare, the room numbering is counter what a typical burger would expect. If someone told me to go to room 305, I'd expect it to be on the 3rd floor, not ground level because the rooms in the school number were based on if the students are 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc year.

Weird. Aren't these Nihon schools usually laid out in such a way that the xth year is on the xth floor? That was definitely a thing in Persona 4, probably also Persona 3, and pretty much every high school anime I bothered to watch.

[Guest]

Kiwis are Cucksons in training. It's like that shitty Sith Academy in KotOR 1.

I don't understand why KF is such a bunch of cucks when it comes to Spoon Senpai.
They hate/harass/stalk/dox or even swat DSP, but totally "He helped me in dark times" to Spoons. This is a legit mystery.

He stays back now because DHI outed him as an obsessive fanboy, but before that he was breaking arm's for boss and buying useless gifts. There's a reason we call any one obsessed with spoony a cuckson.

Man, Cuckson was the best.

It's a shame no one saved his retarded "roleplay" stories (i.e. Cuckson the beginning).

SpoilerShow

>My family has a long history of practicing the martial arts. Specifically karate, judo, and martial weaponry.

Reality = Delusion, schizophrenia yo. It's phenomenal.

What a LARPing piece of faggot that guy is.