Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

This was dated June 16, 2015 on his Facebook book page. He had just reached the $5,000 a month mark on his Patreon - the one promising a movie, and he just purchased that $250k house in Illinois. This might be the first of the "muh mental illness, no workie" bullshit started.

"Having a lot of anxiety lately. A lot. I've got so many things to film and I just... can't get in front of the camera. And trust me, I know I need to do this. It's like when I finally get started on something, I start thinking ten steps ahead to all the dozens of things I still need to do and immediately get overwhelmed. Even with me scheduling my time better, I keep falling behind.

I've got to come up with an answer. I'm working all the time. Really. But with nothing to show for it, somehow. I'm losing my grip on things."

[Charlar]

This was dated June 16, 2015 on his Facebook book page. He had just reached the $5,000 a month mark on his Patreon - the one promising a movie, and he just purchased that $250k house in Illinois. This might be the first of the "muh mental illness, no workie" bullshit started.

"Having a lot of anxiety lately. A lot. I've got so many things to film and I just... can't get in front of the camera. And trust me, I know I need to do this. It's like when I finally get started on something, I start thinking ten steps ahead to all the dozens of things I still need to do and immediately get overwhelmed. Even with me scheduling my time better, I keep falling behind.

I've got to come up with an answer. I'm working all the time. Really. But with nothing to show for it, somehow. I'm losing my grip on things."

>I'm losing my grip on things
You're goddamn right

[AdorableOtter]

Another Spooner cultist who can't realize it's a joke account.

I think it's rather obvious "today" and/or "job" part is complete bullshit for the sake of senpai notice me. What a sad creature.

He looks like a child rapist. Maybe he has something much worse than autism.

Also, Typical Cucksonic behavior.

SpoilerShow

[Some Sick Fuck]

Well, there is on more paypig that's gonna continue funding boss from the unemployment fund.

And I would feel sorry for the guy, he is clearly so submissive and clueless, but at the same time, he is completely worthless and content not doing anything about it, so fuck him. Be a man and do the right thing for once in your life, take yourself and the boss out of the gene pool!

[Tony Schiavone]

Trapped in a world he never belonged! Banned from Twitter for a crime he didn't commit! Forced to deal with the dregs of humanity as his only source to survive!
What horrors await Noah Antilwer as he is forced to confront this brave new world of actual human interaction?

Once again, boys and girls, it appears to be time...for...

Spoony's Panhandling Stream Roundup

[IN LOVING MEMORY OF SHOTGUN Edition]

I tally it so you don't have to. All dollar amounts in USD, because burgerland = #1. Convert as necessary for your country.

Vital Statistics:

• Total time: 1:13:25
  Total haul: $68.22
  Begging Efficiency Per Hour (BEPH): $64.64. [Decent enough to make Justin feel proud of what his corpse could contribute to the pockets of his "dearest friend." Spoony had better hope for some more funerals in the future though; it may start to get harder for his suckers to dig further into their disability money if he actually starts doing this more frequently.]

• Cuckson Sightings: Absent. Indeed, there weren't even any Privileged Purples until almost halfway through the stream--as evidenced by a few sniper posters able to sneak some occasional shots in. Some white knights in chat tried to calm them down, but of course were powerless to stop them.
  
  Genocide Andy finally showed up at 28:10. But it's pretty clearly Sheriff Cuckson is the only Force of Law and Order in Spoonytown, as way too much slips past Andy to make it on screen and annoy Lord Noah.

Quotes and Other Items of Note
[Best snippets, in chronological time order.]

• Spoony begins with a classic insult right to his audience: ""Yeah I do suck--but, well, you're watching me suck...so what does that say about you?"

• Spoony then says that ordinarily he would NEVER do Final Fantasy 9, as he never played before and had no interest in it. Hates it for an entirely stupid and childish reason (his words) because of the art style.

• $4.06 quote from 'Ravanah Gaming'--"SPOONY IS BACK!" (Lots of deluded people on here still thinking this is part of some comeback or that he just took a brief hiatus. Of course they bring their naive video requests with them to be ignored.)

• Because Spoony hates it and is supposed to feel bad that he hates it, he's going to ask chat for "help" (i.e. I don't want to do any prep or research beforehand...Guyz help me so I can yell at you in proper form for helping me later!). Mentions Persona 4 for the zillionth time as a "good" game that he'd rather be playing.

• 4:00 Finally mentions the reason he's graciously willing to suffer through this; as a tribute to the fallen an hero and if "I go further into it I'll start crying." "So this is for you man."

• Stream finally starts. Chat professes their love to a man they haven't met and probably never watched. Spoony immediately starts complaining about the children's card game he has to do (that isn't mandatory to the game at all).

• Spoony says he likes Final Fantasy 12, "got a bad rap," and "by the way Justin liked 12--so you hate on me, you hate on him as well. And I won't have that today." (Way to shield yourself behind a dead man, Noah)

• $2.00 quote from Decius Aemilius'--"I always enjoy your livestreams, keep it up."

• Spoony, the computer science major, has no idea how to change the background color in the chat window to make it less opaque.

• $2.00 quote from Top Hat'--"Question Spoony does FF IX have fan service?" (Spoony comments how the fat knight looks like Steve Bannon; later names him 'Balsweat')

• Infiltrators in chat getting more brave. One ('nemexcis') posts a giant block of ASCII text that says "SPOONY TRUMPE." Goes unpunished.

• Spoony rants about how dueling minigame to impress the Queen sucks and how he's starting to do terrible at it. More TRUMPE posting.

• Shooter Andy shows up and proceeds to spray himself everywhere as usual. Some trolls still brave enough to stick around and test the waters.

• HIGHEST DONATION. $24.88 quote from T Gore'--"This game is crap." (Spoony thanks him for 'enabling him').

• 'Matthew Dempsey' in chat posts: "happy jumpey splat time." Isn't deleted. (Andy's more interested in hearing himself talk, I guess.)

• 50:07. It takes a string of black racial epithets to make Andy finally ban someone. Spoony tells him he's doing good work; Andy passes out from ectasy.

• $5.00 from EMIR

• 55:01. Spoony gets mad at a Harambe joke. Mocks how timely it is and compares it to someone who still chants for CM Punk "only way more out of touch." Despite Noah's words, the post doesn't disappear.

• 55:50. "Arpio/Antwiler 2020, free bullets for immigrants." (Sadly deleted.)

• $5.00 quote from 'oracledantex'--"Out of curiousity, what made you decide to play this crazy game again?" (Spoony says he's not playing it again, this is the first time basically)

• 57:27. Same dude from before asks if Spoony will vote for Arpaio. (I guess Andy doesn't know how to ban?) Spoony says "if you're gonna make jokes about my brother... Like, I don't know why you’re talking to me, talk to him. I'll put you in touch with him."
  (WAIT ... REALLY?! CAN WE, CAN WE?!?)

• 1:00:14 Spoony says he has "very important business to take care of soon" and will have to end it, then proceeds to complain about battle mechanics for 10 minutes.

• $1.62 quote from 'Werewolf Jones'--"Your Patreon Supporters Need A Message." (Spoony ignores, talks about the butt on a bat creature.)

• $1.62 quote from 'LostDais'--"Really needed a distraction while I waited for Monster Hunter World. Thanks Spoony."
  (Rather than comment on how fucking absolutely pathetic that is, Spoony waxes poetic about how his feeling for Monster Hunter are complicated, since Justin and he played that game all the time, and now he can't bring himself to play Monster Hunter anymore.)

• Spoony continues by saying he feels he gets really sentimental, because he when he plays games online he only plays with friends, and doesn't have many friends… (voice trails off)

• Chat sends hugs. Spoony says that there's friends, that you can hang out with, and there's he can't explain it. (He does finally look like he's fighting back genuine emotion.)
  Switches topics by going on about sky pirates and blue slushies.

• 1:12:30. Spoony says he has to go fuck his girlfriend. He can go do that and "shame you'll never be able to say the same anyway."
  He'll doesn't know when he'll do next stream but hopefully soon because he can't find to find out if the main character is a guy or girl.
  Lastly, asks if everyone can please subscribe.

I know I've gotten requests for reporting on Spoony politics rants but there weren't any discussed here.

I get the impression that Spoony does have stunted emotional development issues, in how to properly express his feelings and relate socially these kinds of situations. You can see it, in his tremendous awkwardness in trying to explain how he feels about Justin.

Either that, or he's just gotten better at faking it. (Re: Sour Spoony reappearing at the end talking about his sexual exploits.)

[Guest]

Uh-huh. "We definitely fuck!"

[Cuckson]

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Somebody make this man a mod!
great job Tony , I think it was all halfd hearted , he carewd about justin but its more about hitting his pigs in the feefees, it could also be that thinking about it makes him think of his own impending suicide

[Guest]

Tony, you're doing the Lord's work.

[Kugelfisch]

Neat excuse for not playing MonHun already ready, I see. I'm certain he never played any MonHun at all, let alone with that Justin "let freedom ring with a shotgun blast" Caramel guy.

Seems like he gets annoyed the most at lame and out of date memes. Trolls, you know what to do. Look into your Reddit time lines and look at what you said there a couple of years ago and post that shit in the chat. I know you're using Reddit. Nobody sane has time to watch Spoony stream in the morning on a work day.

Edit: Cuckson, don't quote the whole damn thing ffs.

[Cuckson]

Neat excuse for not playing MonHun already ready, I see. I'm certain he never played any MonHun at all, let alone with that Justin "let freedom ring with a shotgun blast" Caramel guy.

Seems like he gets annoyed the most at lame and out of date memes. Trolls, you know what to do. Look into your Reddit time lines and look at what you said there a couple of years ago and post that shit in the chat. I know you're using Reddit. Nobody sane has time to watch Spoony stream in the morning on a work day.

Edit: Cuckson, don't quote the whole damn thing ffs.

Sorry