April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:07 am

pibbs wrote:
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Then LEAVE SPOONY YOU STUPID TWAT
She needs to find another suitable host organism first.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:57 am

pibbs wrote:
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Well, Skyrim just gets boring after a short while. That's not depression, lass. That's just "playing a shit game with 100 hours of worthwhile stuff to do max for 10000 hours", really. :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:04 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:57 am
pibbs wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:57 am
Well, Skyrim just gets boring after a short while. That's not depression, lass. That's just "playing a shit game with 100 hours of worthwhile stuff to do max for 10000 hours", really. :lol:
In her case, you're absolutely right. :lol:

Someone should show her the rest of the rpgs in the world that exist outside of dragon gay-ge and skyrim.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:30 am

I'm shocked she hasn't tried Second Life yet. Now there's a place where she can actually run around as her elfsona and get railed by Iron Bull. With actual people even! I bet she'd even find a Brad from SL she can dump Spoony for. That bar isn't hanging all that low and the chances of it being a dude that will even fuck her IRL are good.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:01 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:30 am
I'm shocked she hasn't tried Second Life yet. Now there's a place where she can actually run around as her elfsona and get railed by Iron Bull. With actual people even! I bet she'd even find a Brad from SL she can dump Spoony for. That bar isn't hanging all that low and the chances of it being a dude that will even fuck her IRL are good.
is it even a thing these days? one would think people already moved to VRchat
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Charlar » Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:13 am

Cuckson wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:01 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:30 am
I'm shocked she hasn't tried Second Life yet. Now there's a place where she can actually run around as her elfsona and get railed by Iron Bull. With actual people even! I bet she'd even find a Brad from SL she can dump Spoony for. That bar isn't hanging all that low and the chances of it being a dude that will even fuck her IRL are good.
is it even a thing these days? one would think people already moved to VRchat
I'm pretty sure it has a player base
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-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:12 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:35 pm
Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:54 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:22 am
I'd know a reason. It starts with A.
What is the answer or at least give us a hint don't leave us hanging lol
Are you serious? If so, here's a hint: It has something to do with colourful puzzle pieces.
I wasn't being serious. When it comes to April. There aren't many words that describe her that starts with an A then that word

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:14 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 3:30 am
I'm shocked she hasn't tried Second Life yet. Now there's a place where she can actually run around as her elfsona and get railed by Iron Bull. With actual people even! I bet she'd even find a Brad from SL she can dump Spoony for. That bar isn't hanging all that low and the chances of it being a dude that will even fuck her IRL are good.
And odds are she wouldn't be the only one masturbating while playing too.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:40 am

Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:12 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:35 pm
Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:54 pm


What is the answer or at least give us a hint don't leave us hanging lol
Are you serious? If so, here's a hint: It has something to do with colourful puzzle pieces.
I wasn't being serious. When it comes to April. There aren't many words that describe her that starts with an A then that word
abnormal
accident
acrid
addict
aggravating
ailing
aimless
alien
aloof
ambiguous
amiss
annoying
anti-social
antipathy
apathetic
appalling
ashamed
asinine
atrocious
average
awful
awkward

I'm sure there are others. :lol:


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