Series that got super politized

[Keith Chegwin]

I knew comics got infiltrated by SJWs, although some company are resisting that and they aren't all owned by Disney. I just didn't expect James Bond would be affected too

Are you kidding me? They've been trying to PC up James Bond for years. Most of these SJWs would have a fucking seizure if they actually read Ian Fleming's books.

[veris leta facies]

Are you kidding me? They've been trying to PC up James Bond for years. Most of these SJWs would have a fucking seizure if they actually read Ian Fleming's books.

You mean how Bond treats women? They have indeed toned down that part of the franchise for +20 years. Already in GoldenEye (1995) Moneypenny states how Bond's behaviour could be taken as sexual harassment.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Comics are cheap to make and have big daddy Disney funding them at a loss, like typical marxists they need to leech off someone else to thrive (in education they leech off the government) because they can't produce something that makes money.

Depends. Disney will sooner or later look at the sales figures for Marvel comics and start swinging the banhammer towards all those writers and editors.

Also heavily SJW-fied comic publishers who have no ties with Disney might just die if they don't stop this nonsense. IDW has lost like 90% of their profits, they've effectively killed G.I. Joe, and the only reason they will probably survive is because they now have the Sanic license AFAIK (until they fuck that up as well).

[Guest]

Barbara Broccolli succeeded in destroying Bond. She pushed Dalton out in '94 and has been femming the series up since ever since. Because of her, we get Bond's female "equal" in every movie, black badass don't-need-a-man Moneypenny (who was supposed to save his ass in Spectre pt. 2 before the Sony link killed it), and faggy singers like Sam Smith.

Here's M lecturing Bond about the mythical pay gap:

[Keith Chegwin]

You mean how Bond treats women? They have indeed toned down that part of the franchise for +20 years. Already in GoldenEye (1995) Moneypenny states how Bond's behaviour could be taken as sexual harassment.

Thing is, the PC bullshit mostly got made fun of in GoldenEye. It wasn't really until the Craig reboot that they started getting more obvious with it. They made Felix Leiter black. Most plebs don't know who the fuck Felix Leiter is, so they made Moneypenny black and they made her a stronk black wymyn secret agent who don't need no man because just being a secretary is sexist in current year apparently. They gave Bond approximately one girl in those early Craig movies, and they usually died not long after he had sex with them (because that's sooo much less misogynistic than just fuck-and-forget). They implied he'd gone gay on occasion in Skyfall. In Spectre they gave him Monica Bellucci to fuck but they did it in such a way that it was obviously just so they could say Bond's had sex with a fifty year old woman.

The Bond movies aren't as cancerous as they possibly could be with the political correctness, but you get this sense that they want to tear down Ian Fleming, who was an unapologetic imperialist and womaniser who believed all races to be inferior to the white race.

Barbara Broccolli succeeded in destroying Bond. She pushed Dalton out in '94 and has been femming the series up since ever since.

Dalton would have been about 50 by the time they started making GoldenEye. Watch A View To A Kill for why it's probably not a good idea to let the Bond actor get too old. Licence to Kill also underperformed in America. Not because of anything Dalton did, but much like they did with Brosnan and Die Another Day, they needed a scapegoat for their own incompetence and the actor is usually the best one.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why does Bond need to be a dude, anyways?

[Guest]

Back in the day I wouldn't have minded a spin-off series about a female 00, assuming she would be hot and stacked and fuck as much as Bond did. Today not so much. She'd be black or middle eastern, with pecks instead of tits, and would be the best at everything. Black Moneypenny only happened because Jinx failed.

Anyway, we're supposed to be getting a Blake Lively action series from Broccolli, but it looks like the typical sexless, don't-need-no-man PC bullshit we've all come to expect.

And fuck Dalton being 50. Goldeneye would have been his last movie anyway and he still looked great in the mid-90s.

[Keith Chegwin]

Back in the day I wouldn't have minded a spin-off series about a female 00, assuming she would be hot and stacked and fuck as much as Bond did. Today not so much. She'd be black or middle eastern, with pecks instead of tits, and would be the best at everything. Black Moneypenny only happened because Jinx failed.

Somehow 'Sexy female spy who fucks all the men' just doesn't have the same appeal that the inverse has.

And fuck Dalton being 50. Goldeneye would have been his last movie anyway and he still looked great in the mid-90s.

There are a lot of reasons why GoldenEye really did work best with a new Bond. Besides, Dalton claims he didn't want to do it anyway.

[rabidtictac]

Back in the day I wouldn't have minded a spin-off series about a female 00, assuming she would be hot and stacked and fuck as much as Bond did. Today not so much. She'd be black or middle eastern, with pecks instead of tits, and would be the best at everything. Black Moneypenny only happened because Jinx failed.

Somehow 'Sexy female spy who fucks all the men' just doesn't have the same appeal that the inverse has.

You're wrong. The mata hari thing could have worked really well with Bond. There's a reason women make good spies.

Besides, there were times Bond fucked women just to get information from them. Female bond could do the same.

The only problem with a female bond is feminists and sjws in current year would ruin it.

Bond needs to be sexist and imperialist anyway. It's stylistically designed to be that way. You can't have a james bond without the kind of cold war politics that led to all this spying and shit anyhow.

[Keith Chegwin]

You're wrong. The mata hari thing could have worked really well with Bond. There's a reason women make good spies.

No you're wrong. Women make good enemy spies. Mata Hari was a traitor (or so they thought). In MGS3, EVA ultimately seduced Naked Snake and ran off with the gold (or so she thought). As mysterious, sexy, devious femme fatales women spies work very well. But as someone you're supposed to get behind and route for? Fuck no.

Part of the appeal of Bond is self-insertion. Men want to be Bond, women want to be with Bond. Nobody's going to want to self-insert as a gender swapped Bond. Women won't want to be her, she's a whore, and men won't want to be with her, because she's a whore.

The key biological differences between men and women, that feminists SJWs often complain about, are exactly why the Bond concept just wouldn't work when applied to a woman.