Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[JL Unlimited]

>Haiti is not a shithole

When the UN has to call Brazil of all countries to try and sort your shit, you know you're a shithole.

I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but all this talk about shithole countries is happening just days before the Dr. Martin Luther King holiday (in Burgerland)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, for fuck's sake, what does Paul even have that's even remotely considered outlandish? Better prescience but still no perfect vision or even understanding of the oracle. That's about it. Any Honoured Mother could defeat even well trained soldiers without breaking a sweat. The only really special thing about him is that he's male and can foresee a bit more than the Bene Gesserit can.

I hope any hypothetical Dune Cinematic Universe will include a Ninja Granny movie.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm just noticing what I typed. It's Reverend Mother. I got it mixed up with Honored Matres.

Gurney does exist(bizarrely played by Patrick Stewart) but Paul's training is barely referenced and is more focused on the "Weirding Modules" aka sonic guns developed by the Atreides that anyone can use.

The what now? I haven't seen the movie. Do they just make shit up?

[Kugelfisch]

I'm sure future generations of gamers would've still watched that speedrun, marvelling at his name in some tiny corner of the screen.

Totally. Especially considering that the file names are almost always memes and other dumb in-jokes. Everyone would just look the name up.

Who the fuck even watches GDQ anymore? Since after 2015 it's been pozzed to shit and when, against all odds, a good run happens the runner is banned for the future because he said "shit" or something.

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[Rushy]

I'm just noticing what I typed. It's Reverend Mother. I got it mixed up with Honored Matres.

Gurney does exist(bizarrely played by Patrick Stewart) but Paul's training is barely referenced and is more focused on the "Weirding Modules" aka sonic guns developed by the Atreides that anyone can use.

The what now? I haven't seen the movie. Do they just make shit up?

That's a yes bigger than Paul's Citadel.
In this case, Lynch didn't like the idea of directing "kung fu on the sand" so instead, Paul trains the Fremen to use Atreides sonic guns. The final battle is them riding on worms and just shooting at the Sardaukar.

[Kugelfisch]

That's spectacularly retarded.
"So I was hired to direct Dune but I didn't want to make Dune so I made some shit up instead."

[Rushy]

That's spectacularly retarded.
"So I was hired to direct Dune but I didn't want to make Dune so I made some shit up instead."

Still better than whatever Jodorowsky would've cooked up. Fucking eunuch Leto Atreides.

[Charlar]

Unrelated but how bad is GCCX these days?

[Kugelfisch]

The what now?

That's spectacularly retarded.
"So I was hired to direct Dune but I didn't want to make Dune so I made some shit up instead."

Still better than whatever Jodorowsky would've cooked up. Fucking eunuch Leto Atreides.

I guess I'll need to watch those movies eventually. I'll do it when I feel the need to get mad at something.

[Guest]

And it seems like his twitter account is suspended`? Yay? Is it time to break out the party balloons, or is twitter behaving strangely on my end`?