Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[mad bum]

I hope Brad takes more of our quotes for his awful movie.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I could see the Troma one.

He should use them on his dvd covers.

[mad bum]

I could see the Troma one.

He should use them on his dvd covers.

I was going to comment on the convention tweet picture that was shared why he's making DVD's of disco, but upon closer inspection I didn't see any. So maybe Brad isn't a complete moron and realizes that could get him sued.

But again, he used patreon as a shitty backdoor to have people watch it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So from all that I'll just gather that they're all aliens, huh?

It's like the sequel to that The Room fan game.

[Charlar]

What is even this movie about?

From what i read? A woman (Sarah) is angry at her boring husband (Linkara), trick her sisters into going to Disco where the main plot is one sister is agree at another sister for fucking her husband which was so traumatic she never left home for years (Seriously), subplots include Linkara and Sarah having a marital spat and Brad owing money to Fat Black and Lupa but he can't pay so he retardly decide to steal from Fat Black to pay Fat Black (Seriously) but dies in a shootout (I think?)

I just remembered that from an older summary here

[GodsGift]

Brad owing money to Fat Black and Lupa but he can't pay so he retardly decide to steal from Fat Black to pay Fat Black

I assume this is supposed to be funny but it just sounds retarded and I can't imagine anyway Brad of all people could make it work.

Then again he could take the best script written and turn it into straight crap with his terrible "actors" and directing skills.

[pibbs]

What is even this movie about?

Ok here's the plot. And it's a real weak one. It's about three sisters going to a disco, and a subplot about Brad's character planning to double cross on a cocaine deal.
The sisters bitch and moan about life being boring. I think. The dialog was incomprehensible and mind numbing.
They get to the disco. Doge is jar jar. Brad is a sleaze.
Eventually cute sister and sister in yellow argue because cutie slept with yellow's husband. Dance competition. Brad and Allison do an awful Pulp Fiction scene, there's a shoot out, but off screen.
Third sister is bored of Linkara. Brad, wounded, wanders into disco and shoots it out with blackie. Same black fellow that implies a future sex romp with Brad's real life wife and ex wife. My belief Brad has a real life black cuck fantasy.
Sister dumps Linkara. Brad dies. Quick cut to these bitches babbling again in a park.
The End
Movie is 1 hour 20 minutes long. First 5 minutes is a trailer for a real disco movie from the 70s. 9 minutes before credits end.
Mostly vapid dialog. Lots of nothing scenes. A dozen copyrighted music. And it's mostly out of focus. And that's about it.

[Charlar]

What is even this movie about?

Ok here's the plot. And it's a real weak one. It's about three sisters going to a disco, and a subplot about Brad's character planning to double cross on a cocaine deal.
The sisters bitch and moan about life being boring. I think. The dialog was incomprehensible and mind numbing.
They get to the disco. Doge is jar jar. Brad is a sleaze.
Eventually cute sister and sister in yellow argue because cutie slept with yellow's husband. Dance competition. Brad and Allison do an awful Pulp Fiction scene, there's a shoot out, but off screen.
Third sister is bored of Linkara. Brad, wounded, wanders into disco and shoots it out with blackie. Same black fellow that implies a future sex romp with Brad's real life wife and ex wife. My belief Brad has a real life black cuck fantasy.
Sister dumps Linkara. Brad dies. Quick cut to these bitches babbling again in a park.
The End
Movie is 1 hour 20 minutes long. First 5 minutes is a trailer for a real disco movie from the 70s. 9 minutes before credits end.
Mostly vapid dialog. Lots of nothing scenes. A dozen copyrighted music. And it's mostly out of focus. And that's about it.

So Brad is the biggest CA hack then?

[Chippah]

Brad wants to be an early 90's film auteur so bad.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There was no decade where that shit was even remotely acceptable.