When I play games, it's to relax and have fun. Or to be challenged. When this pathetic creature that never could be a man even attempts to play anything, it's a pain for him. Why can't he die already?
I play to get to be part of a cool story.
It's what kept me playing Resident Evil 2 as a scared 8 year old kid lol.
Syphon Filter was my first "grown up" game, and I played all 3 main titles to death and always had fun being bad as Gabe Logan.
The Bond-esque villains crack me the hell up as an adult but I have fun.
I miss when games were games and story was a cool bonus, not faggot "art" like it is now.
Syphon Filter was the greatest thing ever when I was a kid. The half-finished cutscenes made it seem like some badass spy thriller and Metal Gear Solid was for kiddies. "Anton Girdeux! I hope Rhoemer's paying you enough to die for him!"
When I play games, it's to relax and have fun. Or to be challenged. When this pathetic creature that never could be a man even attempts to play anything, it's a pain for him. Why can't he die already?
I play to get to be part of a cool story.
It's what kept me playing Resident Evil 2 as a scared 8 year old kid lol.
Syphon Filter was my first "grown up" game, and I played all 3 main titles to death and always had fun being bad as Gabe Logan.
The Bond-esque villains crack me the hell up as an adult but I have fun.
I miss when games were games and story was a cool bonus, not faggot "art" like it is now.
Syphon Filter was the greatest thing ever when I was a kid. The half-finished cutscenes made it seem like some badass spy thriller and Metal Gear Solid was for kiddies. "Anton Girdeux! I hope Rhoemer's paying you enough to die for him!"
When I play games, it's to relax and have fun. Or to be challenged. When this pathetic creature that never could be a man even attempts to play anything, it's a pain for him. Why can't he die already?
I play to get to be part of a cool story.
It's what kept me playing Resident Evil 2 as a scared 8 year old kid lol.
Syphon Filter was my first "grown up" game, and I played all 3 main titles to death and always had fun being bad as Gabe Logan.
The Bond-esque villains crack me the hell up as an adult but I have fun.
I miss when games were games and story was a cool bonus, not faggot "art" like it is now.
Syphon Filter was the greatest thing ever when I was a kid. The half-finished cutscenes made it seem like some badass spy thriller and Metal Gear Solid was for kiddies. "Anton Girdeux! I hope Rhoemer's paying you enough to die for him!"
"SORRY Low-gan! Were up to me? I'd letchya live! Agency orders *troll face*"
"Sure you would.... *jumps off mountain to avoid chopper missiles*
I wonder if Spoony is still selling signed photos.
"Sorry, couldn't bear to pick up a pen today, I'll sign for you soon though. #depression"
8 months later:
"I've actually signed it, I just couldn't emotionally get through sealing the envelope or making it to the mailbox. Will real soon though, promise."
And then nothing.