Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

So yeah, roundabout 150 bucks for 150 minutes of streaming. I hate to say that the stream wasn't that bad, but RE7 almost plays itself anyway.

[Toodles]

His Patreon scam has reached another dip, with 164 suckers and measly 529$, which is Noah's worst result ever. I can't be more glad when this scamming fucker finally gets removed from Patreon.

[Guest]

I'm really glad other YouTubers who have Patreons and aren't trying to live off them make more than Noah, e.g. Ralfy and Big Clive, who both have full time jobs and still make regular videos.

[Guest]

His Patreon scam has reached another dip, with 164 suckers and measly 529$, which is Noah's worst result ever. I can't be more glad when this scamming fucker finally gets removed from Patreon.

That'll be in 20 years when the last of his mentally ill fanbase an heroes or gets put in an asylum. They will NEVER let Spoony go. Not if it comes out that he's a kiddie diddler who threw a baby off a roof. Never. His videos got them through tough times.

[Guest]

Perhaps 2018 will be the return of good Spoony. bahahahaha

[Tony Schiavone]

Once again, boys and girls, it appears to be time...for...

Spoony's Panhandling Stream Roundup

[MY FANS ARE THE REAL SCARY ZOMBIES Edition]

I tally it so you don't have to. All dollar amounts in USD, because burgerland = #1. Convert as necessary for your country.

Vital Statistics:

• Total time: 2:40:17
  Total haul: $173.10
  Begging Efficiency Per Hour (BEPH): $64.64. [Expected, as his fans take their Christmas money and checks from grandma and gratefully offer it at the altar of Spoony. While donations were plentiful, none were higher than $20.]

• Cuckson Sightings: None, although we did have an Emir!! Some people on here think Cuckson was masquerading as 'The Free Man' but I don't think so, because all those amounts donated were in US, not Cansdian. Also, why would he give up an opportunity to be king and lord of all the chat?
  
  Shooter_Andy was the only Privileged Purple; whoever he is. He comes in halfway through but then doesn't shut up trying to be 'funny' and 'part of the entertainment.' Is that Cuckson? Cuckson's apprentice?
  
  Can we find out who he is? He gives off a serious lulz potential.

Quotes and Other Items of Note
[Best snippets, in chronological time order.]

• (Donations start coming in before the stream even frigging starts.)

• $2.00 quote from 'The Free Man'-- "Gonna VR this one?" [Spoony actually replies and says--not surprisingly--"No."]

• Lots of New Year's lapping. Spoony actually thanks the first several for donations, but then demands they "talk amongst yourselves" for a few minutes as game finally starts. Idiots in chat of course love it.

• Spoony: "It's a Wyatt family Christmas." If anyone looks like an unwashed ugly mountain backwoods inbred right now, it is Noah.

• $5.00 quote from 'Jeremy Roman'--""May it be a better year for all of us!" [Spoony replies that it should be better, that it's a "low bar but we could clear under it." It's like he's trying to warn people at this point.]

• Spoony goes back to mostly not thanking people and ignoring comments; prefers instead to quote The Room to CGI women on the screen.

• $3.99 quote from 'AxelXGabrel'--"What's your history/opinion of past Resident Evil games?" [Spoony likes 4 and 5, because he got achievements in them.)

• $20.00 quote from 'The Free Man'--"Here's 20 bucks for Tales of Berseria." [Spoony naturally ignores].

• $20.00 quote from 'Oreyee'--"Your Counter Monkey vids have made my game worth running, can't wait to see more!" [Cannot confirm if this guy has been in a coma for two years since last Counter Monkey. Spoony, of course, is talking about smoking leather jerky.]

• Spoony: "You forget I am pretty much Southern … Yes, Arizona counts as Southern." (I'm at a loss for words.)
  Chat decides it will be southern for a while too.

• $5.00 from 'Emir Sejdik.' EMIR SPOTTED!!! All he has to say is " Cool!", without any context, continuing his tradition of making no sense to anyone but himself.

• Speed of donations finally start to slow down--this was only roughly the first 30 minutes.

• $2.00 from 'Sam.' This is Sam's second donation desperately trying to get Spoony to recognize how much he loved the Last Jedi video. It sadly goes unanswered.

• Chat hopes someone will donate several hundred dollars so Spoony will be able to play this game in VR.

• $2.00 quote from 'Sam'--"BOOOOOO! Bad joke!" [Sam finally gets recognition. Spoony:" Ah Sam it's a bad joke, but you rewarded me. What am I to do?"]

• $2.00 from 'The Brotherhood of Gaming.' (Anyone know these sad sacks? I see them give and desperately lapdance every stream.)

• Several users are starting to give a second and even third donation. I guess they didn't get a friend for Christmas.

• You know the stream is getting to the end when you see Spoony getting frustrated and complaining about how much work he'll have to do (in the level). Donations coming in faster again.

• $2.00 quote from 'The Brotherhood of Gaming' (on their third donation, no less) -- "U should have saw my stream on this part priceless" [Let the combo begging begin. Spoony would actually be right to ignore them here, if that wasn't his default setting.]

• $5.00 quote from 'Jasuchin Faron'--"So I'm running a Shadowrun game, and my players are basically declaring war on a crime boss Johnson. About how fucked are they?" [Spoony replies by thanking someone else. Chat ends up answering].

• Spoony stops playing after feeling fatigued, on edge, and the game getting hard. But he says he enjoys it and thought it would be scarier, more hillbillies in woods jump scares. He's waiting for one with clowns and only 20% joking. Because the t-virus has been done to death and the franchise needs something new and fresh (other than zombies apparently).

EDIT: Comments have not, repeat not, been disabled currently for this video. If any are interested.

[Guest]

Aparently the brotherhood of gaming is a pair of faggots /low tier internet nobodies, really good lolcow material, wondering if they would recruit Boss

http://www.thebrotherhoodofgaming.com/index.html

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXDqdI ... UzGQqpDtJQ

[Le Redditeur]

The world certainly wouldn't have been worse if Patton had been allowed to invade the Soviets, all this leftist revisionist history and critical theory wouldn't have emerged in the same way if communism had been smashed along with fascism.

Think about this scenario: Franco loses the Spanish Civil War, turning Spain into a Communist shit hole. Portugal soon follows suit. Now the Reds control the Baltic, the Adriatic, AND the Mediterranean Sea. Instead of invading Poland, Hitler seeks England, France, and the US help to deal with the red menace. WW II is fought between the forces of capitalism and fascism against communism.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I like how these fucked up lunatics in burgerland on one hand chant "nazi bad, nazi bad, Trump bad, nazi bad" like robots and at the same time they are actively working on creating a fascist state where you can't say the fucking word "nigger" without risking a political and social suicide. Oh yeah, saying one word has that power if people are insane enough.

It seems like they're not actually against fascim. They just want their facism, with them in the Fuhrer caste.

[Rushy]

The idea is to prevent the spread of racism to children. If anyone could say the Nigger, including entertainers, it would affect the kiddies