April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:40 pm

I wonder if April is the kind of girl who buys her batteries for her vibrator in bulk. You know the guy/girl ringing her up most likely knows why she buys so many and then makes fun of her in the break room with their other co-workers. April is probably the creepy customer who also checks out hot employees and customers to add to her vibrator fuel.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:25 pm

Aren't there ones you can plug directly into the mains?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:44 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:25 pm
 Aren't there ones you can plug directly into the mains?
Yeah. But they are fairly loud
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:33 pm

Why would she care that they are loud? It's not like she would wake anyone up with it or interfere with anyone filming anything.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:35 pm

She had one but Noah destroyed it in a jealous fit. Now dancing Christmas trees and snowmen trigger him.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:37 pm

hahah 'Chel Snow Bunny' she knows what that means right?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GodsGift » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:03 am

I'm sure she fucking does
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:04 pm

Her husband must be so proud
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:34 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:37 pm
 hahah 'Chel Snow Bunny' she knows what that means right?
I don't. What is it?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:33 pm

pibbs wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:34 pm
Guest wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:37 pm
 hahah 'Chel Snow Bunny' she knows what that means right?
I don't. What is it?
Another name for "Coalburner" or white girl who fucks black guys
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