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Post by drisko » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:01 pm

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It didn't really feel like it was the middle film of a trilogy though, it felt like it was written in isolation rather than considering episodes 7 and 9.
That's because Rian wrote it before he 7 came out and had to rewrite the movie because of what happened in Farce Awakens. The movie was meant to come out in the summer (North hemisphere summer, here in Australia it clearly did) but got delayed due to his rewrites pretty much right after 7 came out, which explains why the film is a jumbled mess of good and bad ideas.
When talking about Marvel, they've admitted they are kind of writing it as they go, which is why they restrict on certain things you can and can't use. But it works because those are meant to be separate franchises that are part of the same universe. Guardians 1 didn't have to worry about Shield getting disbanded in Captain America 2 because it was in another solar system. But it doesn't work here because these are direct sequels.

If they'd just gotten everyone together in a room and said "Plan out the trilogy" it would have made things a lot simpler and better.

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Post by Poonoo » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:05 pm

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If they'd just gotten everyone together in a room and said "Plan out the trilogy" it would have made things a lot simpler and better.
Which is why Kathleen Kennedy is to blame. Everyone is harping on about her being an SJW, but she is also shit at her job as a producer. Her job was to get everyone on the same page so this Star Wars thing worked, but she fucked it up royally by having multiple people work on the same trilogy. It should have been one person writing all three, not Rian writing 8 and 9, JJ writing and directing 7, Rian directing 8 and some other guy directing 9.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:34 pm

Do you expect her to follow the male white cisgender way of filming trilogies?!

(Also fuck me writing part 2 if you still have little to no idea about part 1. What a smart move.)
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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:44 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:16 pm
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:35 pm
It didn't really feel like it was the middle film of a trilogy though, it felt like it was written in isolation rather than considering episodes 7 and 9.
That's because Rian wrote it before he 7 came out and had to rewrite the movie because of what happened in Farce Awakens. The movie was meant to come out in the summer (North hemisphere summer, here in Australia it clearly did) but got delayed due to his rewrites pretty much right after 7 came out, which explains why the film is a jumbled mess of good and bad ideas.
Wow here I was assume the plot and character probablys were a result of writers rushing into production to meet the set deadlines but they literally had the guy write the sequel to a film he didn't make before it came out. That's fucked.

I just realised JJ Abrams made TFA awakens setting up all this stuff that Rian Johnson completely threw away (Snoke, Rey's parents, the entire map to Luke Skywalker subplot) and now he's back for episode is he just gonna stick all this back in now?

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Post by Poonoo » Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:18 am

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:44 pm
Poonoo wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:16 pm
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:35 pm
It didn't really feel like it was the middle film of a trilogy though, it felt like it was written in isolation rather than considering episodes 7 and 9.
That's because Rian wrote it before he 7 came out and had to rewrite the movie because of what happened in Farce Awakens. The movie was meant to come out in the summer (North hemisphere summer, here in Australia it clearly did) but got delayed due to his rewrites pretty much right after 7 came out, which explains why the film is a jumbled mess of good and bad ideas.
Wow here I was assume the plot and character probablys were a result of writers rushing into production to meet the set deadlines but they literally had the guy write the sequel to a film he didn't make before it came out. That's fucked.

I just realised JJ Abrams made TFA awakens setting up all this stuff that Rian Johnson completely threw away (Snoke, Rey's parents, the entire map to Luke Skywalker subplot) and now he's back for episode is he just gonna stick all this back in now?
9 will be a mess too. Rian wrote 9 too, but JJ will be pissed all of his shit was written out so he will make changes too when he directs.

Serves him right for writing 7 like a fucking TV series.
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Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:24 am

7 was a complete waste. It needed to do a lot of worldbuilding to explain what the hell happened inbetween Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens. It needed to better establish what Leia and Han had been doing all that time and how they've changed. It needed to flesh out the new characters better and make them feel like real people instead of Mary Sues and Tokens. Instead it wasted its time with silliness and rehashing A New Hope.
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Post by Poonoo » Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:25 am

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It needed to better establish what Leia and Han had been doing all that time and how they've changed.
8 kind of explains that if you pay ultra close attention. Luke says that Han was "Han about it" when referring to training Ben, while Leia pushed for it. With Ben turning into Kylo Ren, Han likely lashed out at her for fucking up while she would have blamed it Snoke being Babadi from DBZ.
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Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:47 am

I guess I should have explained better.
I meant they should have explained what the Republic was, what the Resistance was(why would there be a Resistance AND a Republic?) and what Leia's role in building it was. Explained a little bit about Snoke and how he came into contact with the main characters (Han and Leia seem to know him?).
I guess I could go on and on. More explaining and less of JJ's Mystery Box shit that ultimately goes nowhere.
And fanboys will tell you "well, you've got to read X, y, & z comic book series to know why Maz Kanata has Luke's lightsaber!"

Oh, and why did even the fucking Skywalker lightsaber have to be destroyed? I'm sure it was done intentionally by Rian. Every single piece of the OT Legacy must die. Everybody over 30 needs to feel fucking miserable for some reason.
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Post by Poonoo » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:10 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:47 am
I guess I should have explained better.
I meant they should have explained what the Republic was, what the Resistance was(why would there be a Resistance AND a Republic?) and what Leia's role in building it was. Explained a little bit about Snoke and how he came into contact with the main characters (Han and Leia seem to know him?).
I guess I could go on and on. More explaining and less of JJ's Mystery Box shit that ultimately goes nowhere.
And fanboys will tell you "well, you've got to read X, y, & z comic book series to know why Maz Kanata has Luke's lightsaber!"

Oh, and why did even the fucking Skywalker lightsaber have to be destroyed? I'm sure it was done intentionally by Rian. Every single piece of the OT Legacy must die. Everybody over 30 needs to feel fucking miserable for some reason.
I know in general it didn't, on that point it kind of did. I blame JJ's mystery box shit on that, I feel that Rian was pissed about all that and it came out in his writing since I assume his original script didn't mention any of it.
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Post by rabidtictac » Fri Dec 29, 2017 3:22 am

Poonoo wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:18 am

9 will be a mess too. Rian wrote 9 too, but JJ will be pissed all of his shit was written out so he will make changes too when he directs.

Serves him right for writing 7 like a fucking TV series.
Just you wait. A ridiculous amount of things will be retconned in part 9. People keep telling me it won't happen, but I know it will. Jizzney know the fan reaction has been very split despite high sales.

A lot of the more annoying aspects of the last sjediw were down to rian being an edgelord about star wars. "Fans like this thing? FUCKING RUIN IT FOR THEM." Seemed like the guy personally took umbrage at anyone who liked those old movies, and wanted to piss in their faces.
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