Guru Larry Fat Cunt

[Charlar]

Hey Larry, do you know this Nerdcubed guy that show up in some of Ashens videos? I don't why but just looking at him creeps me out

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Kinda reminds me of Dan from Game Grumps, except I'd be less surprised to find kidnapped children chained in his basement.

[Guest]

I would be interested in knowing Larry's daily routine when it comes to food but I bet he won't reveal it. That shake thing tells me he is retarded with food. And that video where he was on TV as a fat kid tells me his mother didn't know how to cook proper food. Either you start cooking your own stuff or you stay a fat fuck your choice, if it's not a biological thing.

[Guru Larry]

I would be interested in knowing Larry's daily routine when it comes to food but I bet he won't reveal it. That shake thing tells me he is retarded with food. And that video where he was on TV as a fat kid tells me his mother didn't know how to cook proper food. Either you start cooking your own stuff or you stay a fat fuck your choice, if it's not a biological thing.

I don't eat much, mainly one main meal a day, had spag bol tonight, and I'll have something like a peanut butter sandwich in the night if I'm hungry.

You probably won't believe me, but I genuinely don't each much.

[Liar Revealed]

I've had similar, but different problems, Larry. I've led a vegetarian life and it's limited what I eat. I don't eat all that much, but what I do eat (and drink) is largely crap. It's amazing my body isn't completely destroyed.

Aren't there actual doctors that you can consult about dieting?

[Guest]

Thats the one thing you wanna eat on a diet, motherfucking bread.

[Poonoo]

mainly one main meal a day

You are better off spreading your meal out into multiple mini ones and graze like a cow. Your body only uses energy from you meal for about 2 hours, so having one big meal will just leave you feeling hungry or having a lot of unused calories.

[jpakke]

Thats the one thing you wanna eat on a diet, motherfucking bread.

White bread is a fucking shit for losing weight, but dark rye bread, preferably as pure as possible is much healthier. I nowadays eat only rye bread made from flour which is 100% of rye. Not sure do they even sell anything else than white bread in uncivilized country like UK though.

[wulfenlord]

Yeah, I lost over 15 stone on that diet, but it was 100% milkshake based, and it was getting incredibly depressing, my teeth started feeling weird, my hair stopped growing, felt dizzy from lack of calories and I felt like a social outcast not being to eat with friends/family.

Fuck, this sounds like those shakes are pure malnutrition, probably low quality protein and artificial sweeteners. Those are actually symptoms experienced in scurvy. Shit like 'Health comes first boss :3' aside, take care of yourself man

[Guest]

I don't eat much, mainly one main meal a day

Don't worry boss, I won't tell anyone. Your secret is save with me.



Jokes aside Larry, it's your life and if you don't start caring about it nobody else is gonna do it for you. From what you told me it looks like you need a food therapist because you never learnt to eat like a normal human bean. Nobody on this planet I ever met ate one meal a day and then a sandwich at night.