Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:49 pm

He didn't look bad, either, as long as he kept his hair short. I don't know why he insists on dressing like a nineties kid.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Charlar » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:05 pm

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He didn't look bad, either, as long as he kept his hair short. I don't know why he insists on dressing like a nineties kid.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Beelzquill » Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:28 pm

seriously there needs to be a fine for bald dudes wearing adjustable hats backwards. either find a fitted cap or wear it the right way round. This guy's brain died two years ago.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:45 am

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Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:50 pm
It's like she's visting her midlife-crisis-ridden uncle :3
Yeah, she looks more like his kid than his wife. A little make up and she could easily pass for a teenager while he looks forty, and the whole "I want to look young" vibe does not help.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:48 am



Haven't watched it yet, but wonder if he'll talk about my reupload.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:56 am

He basically says in the first few minutes he doesn't care.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by BobbyBoucher » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:00 am

Saw the movie. First, the positives:
  • Lupa plays the role of a 42 year old drag queen well.
The negatives:
  • The lighting is shitty and some of it is filmed in people's houses.
  • The audio is shitty just like in every Brad Jones film.
  • The scene with Irving and Laura cheating sounds like Brad talking to himself when he wrote the script. A lot of dialogue Brad writes sounds like that.
  • 1:06:22 The shot goes out of focus when it shouldn't (two people talking in a stairwell). Was there a cameraman? Did the camera only have auto-focus?
Missed opportunities:
  • When Lewis was drunk, he should have screamed "I'm a nasty cockslut" and then grabbed onto the DJ guy.
Overall, I have to question why Brad keeps using such shitty equipment. I looked up pictures of that Disco Chicago place and it looks nice, but Brad's movie doesn't it show it. His shot-on-shitteo movie might have that excuse, but '70s exploitation films looked better than that and they were definitely shot better as well. He could just rent a professional camera, mics, and lighting and his movies would start to look and sound better.

On top of that, he doesn't use simple film making techniques like a closeup of someone loading a revolver.

Brad says he uses Pinnacle to edit Snob episodes. Did he use it to edit this movie? Can it even handle video from professional cameras?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:04 am

Watched the video and he said the disco scenes were done in three days because that's all they had the place for, and Lewis' were done in one day. Aside from that, he openly admits he's too lazy and thinks his movies are just fine the way they are because that's all he's aiming for and he'd rather let Ryan do the actual work.

Also, their next project? Hallmark Christmas movie parody.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Charlar » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:34 am

drisko wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:04 am
Watched the video and he said the disco scenes were done in three days because that's all they had the place for, and Lewis' were done in one day. Aside from that, he openly admits he's too lazy and thinks his movies are just fine the way they are because that's all he's aiming for and he'd rather let Ryan do the actual work.

Also, their next project? Hallmark Christmas movie parody.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:27 pm

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