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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:57 pm

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Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:11 pm
Didn't Larry lose a fuckton of weight? Did he gain most of it back?
He lost a whole lot via diet shakes but that probably wasn't the best way to go through it. He gained it back and then some I think.

He reposted his old weight loss pics on FB where it was from left to right his before, halfway, and after and claimed with better diet/supplements he's back at the midway point of the first time around. Good on him!

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Re: Guru Larry

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Awesome end-of-year speech, boss. Great you could muster up the strength to stand in front of the camera, even with shingles and acne. Though I'm glad you left your shirt on neath the muumuu, or else my GF would of left me just then, with your boyish Dan Akroyd looks combined with Spoonys coiffure
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Don't worry bossru Larry, even if you had the flu your health comes first :3
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guru Larry » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:03 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:57 pm
Rapeculture wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:11 pm
Didn't Larry lose a fuckton of weight? Did he gain most of it back?
He lost a whole lot via diet shakes but that probably wasn't the best way to go through it. He gained it back and then some I think.

He reposted his old weight loss pics on FB where it was from left to right his before, halfway, and after and claimed with better diet/supplements he's back at the midway point of the first time around. Good on him!
Yeah, I lost over 15 stone on that diet, but it was 100% milkshake based, and it was getting incredibly depressing, my teeth started feeling weird, my hair stopped growing, felt dizzy from lack of calories and I felt like a social outcast not being to eat with friends/family.

Must confess the company that makes the milkshakes (Lipotrim) pissed me off too, they were promoting women who has lost 6lbs in their advertising and showered in praise, but someone who lost 210lbs, the biggest anyone has ever lost on it, gets completely ignored. So that put me off taking it. (I know that could be considered egotistical, but it was depressing)

But I am losing a ton of weight again, no diet whatsoever this time though, I'm just taking Vitamin B12 tablets, which stops the body absorbing fat. Not weighed myself for a while, but I've gone down six T-Shirt sizes since May.

But I totally fucked up that Christmas Day speech, set it up in a rush, hence why I'm sweating and forgot anything I'm working on, terrible video. I'll have to properly re-address it soon.

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:13 am

Guru Larry wrote:
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but I've gone down six T-Shirt sizes since May.
What the fuck, were you Boogie levels fat again? You're pushing your luck Larry, your patreon money won't save you from the beetus.
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guru Larry » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:51 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:13 am
Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:03 am
but I've gone down six T-Shirt sizes since May.
What the fuck, were you Boogie levels fat again? You're pushing your luck Larry, your patreon money won't save you from the beetus.
I wasn't "as" big as I initially was, but I was having severe blood pressure issues, to the point I'd get dizzy and almost pass out when doing anything energetic.

Unlike Boogie, I didn't go around hugboxing and crying for sympathy about my health, I kept it quiet and sorted out the issue myself.

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by pibbs » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:55 am

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Unlike Boogie, I didn't go around hugboxing and crying for sympathy about my health, I kept it quiet and sorted out the issue myself.
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by jpakke » Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:10 am

Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:03 am
Guest wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:57 pm
Rapeculture wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:11 pm
Didn't Larry lose a fuckton of weight? Did he gain most of it back?
He lost a whole lot via diet shakes but that probably wasn't the best way to go through it. He gained it back and then some I think.

He reposted his old weight loss pics on FB where it was from left to right his before, halfway, and after and claimed with better diet/supplements he's back at the midway point of the first time around. Good on him!
Yeah, I lost over 15 stone on that diet, but it was 100% milkshake based, and it was getting incredibly depressing, my teeth started feeling weird, my hair stopped growing, felt dizzy from lack of calories and I felt like a social outcast not being to eat with friends/family.

Must confess the company that makes the milkshakes (Lipotrim) pissed me off too, they were promoting women who has lost 6lbs in their advertising and showered in praise, but someone who lost 210lbs, the biggest anyone has ever lost on it, gets completely ignored. So that put me off taking it. (I know that could be considered egotistical, but it was depressing)

But I am losing a ton of weight again, no diet whatsoever this time though, I'm just taking Vitamin B12 tablets, which stops the body absorbing fat. Not weighed myself for a while, but I've gone down six T-Shirt sizes since May.

But I totally fucked up that Christmas Day speech, set it up in a rush, hence why I'm sweating and forgot anything I'm working on, terrible video. I'll have to properly re-address it soon.
You want to lose weight and keep it off, you have to change your lifestyle, stop eating sugary shit, white bread, get enough protein and d-vitamin, and eat enough calories so you lose weight but dont eat too little. Good amount of calories for me is/was about 2200-2300 kcal per day.

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:25 am

Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:03 am
Must confess the company that makes the milkshakes (Lipotrim) pissed me off too, they were promoting women who has lost 6lbs in their advertising and showered in praise, but someone who lost 210lbs, the biggest anyone has ever lost on it, gets completely ignored. So that put me off taking it. (I know that could be considered egotistical, but it was depressing)
Don't these before/after ads use ladies almost exclusively? Fat males seem to mostly be for those reality shows because it is more socially acceptable to laugh at them.
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Guru Larry » Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:56 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:25 am
Guru Larry wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:03 am
Don't these before/after ads use ladies almost exclusively? Fat males seem to mostly be for those reality shows because it is more socially acceptable to laugh at them.
I suppose so, you never see men in diet adverts unless they're in the role of "supportive husband", But I had managed to do thirty-five times the amount of weight loss their customers usually do, so I was hoping I'd get some recognition.

But I was utterly sick of the stuff, Only three flavours, Chocolate, strawberry and vanilla, or a peanut cookie that was so incredibly dry, there'd be more moisture if you made one out of salt and sand. and it made my shit so solid, it felt like I was giving birth to a brick. unbelievably painful.

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by RedundantSquash » Thu Dec 28, 2017 6:51 pm

jpakke wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:10 am
You want to lose weight and keep it off, you have to change your lifestyle, stop eating sugary shit, white bread, get enough protein and d-vitamin, and eat enough calories so you lose weight but dont eat too little. Good amount of calories for me is/was about 2200-2300 kcal per day.
Perfect advice. I started losing weight in mid February of this year and I have lost 10 stone (140lbs) since then. I didn't go on any fad diets or use any unsustainable supplements, I just cut out the junk food, sweets and white bread and started walking everywhere I could. I eat three solid meals a day and I am never hungry, and I walk about 3 to 4 miles every day. Like you said it is all about changing your lifestyle.
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