April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[CuckTurdginson]

It was me. RapeCulture told me too. He said he'd hit that shit and it was some bomb ass pussy, but I think he was lying. I think that ffffffffffffffuck was screwing with me.

[Liar Revealed]

No, I honestly think she is the kind of fucked-up chick that got diddled by her mom's boyfriend for years but actually enjoyed it. Someone who seeks out fucked up people and simply cannot form normal relationships.

[pibbs]

Uh yuk uh yuk
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[Toodles]

In her mind, she lost her virginity to Iron Bull.

[Charlar]

In her mind, she lost her virginity to Iron Bull.

So she's a virgin forever

[drisko]

April seems like a pretty pathetic woman. Finger fucks herself to a video game, finger fucks herself to fantasies of being raped by mythical creatures, cucked by a cuck. She's ugly as sin, her tits probably sag, her add is probably flabby and I bet she has a roast beef count that's gaping from her huge dildos.

We need to do some kind of poll or something.
Who do you think April Von Lon lost her virginity to?
A) Step-Dad
B) Uncle
C) Brother
D) Sister
E) The School Janitor
F) Priest
etc.
EDIT: Don't actually do a poll. Just joking.

What Spoony isn't an option? You know she spread her legs to get in on that Twilight video.

[Toodles]

What Spoony isn't an option? You know she spread her legs to get in on that Twilight video.

As if that awkward virgin has the courage to ask a female to do this for him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It was probably all "Show, don't touch".

[Liar Revealed]

Iron Bull represents someone from her past. Someone that was wrong for her-- abusive, but gave it to her good and hard. (Probably daddy.) She knows she's supposed to hate that person for what they did, but secretly longs for them while she's stuck with Lamewad Limpdick.

[pibbs]

So sexy. Like Grandma Lupa

Even her religion is like a 12 year old girls made up bullshit.


(In b4: aren't all religions)