April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[pibbs]

She has an altar...

It's more than likely a pagan thing with the alter, but yeah it's more funny to say what you guys said

Yeah but she lives with a rage-boner atheist that's known to punch Christmas trees. That is a weird household.

[pibbs]

Hahahaha I forgot she has a high schoolers mall job.

[mad bum]

Fucking thirsty carl, doesn't he have anime abs to get?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Kamineko is a somewhat odd Azumanga Daioh avatar to pick. He was basically a mysoginist that assaulted school girls. MMMMMMMMMH...

[AngrySpoonySnob]

She has an altar...

It's more than likely a pagan thing with the alter, but yeah it's more funny to say what you guys said

Yup satanic tranny altar

[Cucksonjin]

Yall notice april had handcuff earrings on in the review?

I also had a chuckle at her making a skyrim reference (compared snoke to a monster in skyrim).

Wait..you watched the whole thing?
can we get a summary? I couldnt get past 4 minutes

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Yall notice april had handcuff earrings on in the review?

I also had a chuckle at her making a skyrim reference (compared snoke to a monster in skyrim).

Wait..you watched the whole thing?
can we get a summary? I couldnt get past 4 minutes

Im no drisko, but it boiled down to
rapril really liked the movie. She liked it more than tfa.
She thought there was a lot of "your side, my side, and the truth" in the movie.
She thinks the asian chick that prevented finn from sacrificing himself is one of the best characters in the movie. Said her and Leia are the two strongest women in starwars.

Spoony was really nitpicky.
He thought the movie was "fine". Didnt like it as much as tfa.
He felt they started going down some paths that wouldve been really cool, but they chickened out. He wanted them to make luke "turn heel". He would be a villain that had noble goals (prevent the dark side from getting rey and ben) but went about things the wrong way.
He didnt care for the asian chick in that he felt that whole subplot couldve been dropped and nothing wouldve changed.

They both thought snoke's reveal was shit.


Im sure there is more, but thats what i can think of.

[Liar Revealed]

Spoony would've gotten more hits if he would've just shit on the film, like he probably really feels. The guy hates everything.

[mad bum]

Hahahaha I forgot she has a high schoolers mall job.

We really need a carl thread, or maybe just a spoony trannie fan thread because these guys are hilarious.

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Better not. Carl might pull a Cuckson and disappear from social media because of all the hate triggering him.