Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

April comparrd rey and ben's telepathic communication with the way reviewers talk to each other through the camera in cameos and shit.

Nigga actually was like "how do WE do that". Like he is still a reviewer.

Also, he made a reference to his review of force awakens... did he actually upload a tfa review?

Nope, I remember somebody complaining that he'd promised to.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think he's trying to make his fans believe that they've watched a TFA vlog ages ago.

What ever happened to his ex Scarlett? She just kind of dropped off the internet. I remember she was pretty pervy and kind of similar to April but a bit more social

She had something better to do than hang out on the interwebs?

[Anonymouslyanon]

I think he's trying to make his fans believe that they've watched a TFA vlog ages ago.

What ever happened to his ex Scarlett? She just kind of dropped off the internet. I remember she was pretty pervy and kind of similar to April but a bit more social

She had something better to do than hang out on the interwebs?

So she left Spoony and became a semi normal person most likely.

[pibbs]

Here comes the old song and dance...

Then maybe you shouldn't have thrown a hissy fit in therapy years ago and actually participated.

Truth hurts, don't it?

[mad bum]

Truth hurts, don't it?

Also.

Where's ze kugelmench to shit all over sweeds?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You know, I don't think travelling all the way to Sweden would be all that much cheaper.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

What does a person like spoony actually think? That the world should take care of him for no reason and with him contributing NOTHING to society/humanity? Of course nobody cares if you live or die besides you and your loved ones (if he still has some). Besides that nobody, I though most people figured this out when theyre like 16?

But nooo spoony at whatver fucking old age he is somehow seems to believe this world is here to take care of mister spoony, what a fucking retarded asshat.

[rabidtictac]

Here comes the old song and dance...

Then maybe you shouldn't have thrown a hissy fit in therapy years ago and actually participated.

Truth hurts, don't it?

Spoony being spoony.

Exhibit 1: "I do not want this thing that I clearly need, fuck you." Being a shit as per usual.

Exhibit 2: "muh expensive health care." The cost to you would be trivial if you put out some videos once in a while.

Exhibit 3: "can't afford treatment, they don't care if I live or die." Or maybe they do care, which is why your bum ass has had obamacare available for probably around 3 fucking years, but you never made anything work because, AS YOU SAY HERE, you "really don't want to" do anything to help yourself.

You watch how bad spoony cries now that obamacare has been killt. It's not the fault of the medical industry that shit costs money and spoony wasn't willing to try the cheapo generic medications to see if anything might work for him. He doesn't want anything to work. He doesn't want to be evaluated. He doesn't want to try medication.

spoony doesn't

Oh and btw spoony, why WOULD anyone care if you live or die? That's the job of your family and friends. Every dollar I give to you is a dollar less for myself and the people I care about. That's how life fucking works, asshole.

[Guest]

Besides that nobody, I though most people figured this out when theyre like 16?

Sadly, no. There's an actual term for it, but one of the big spiels there's a lot of people who just don't get out of that stage anymore, which is normal to have in your teens.

Want to screw with someone who does the 'no one cares' or 'the president doesn't care about me' thing, though? I did up some math once to make a point: If a current US president did nothing but take ten seconds to shake every American's hand and say "Hi," and did nothing else, not even eat or sleep, then it would take him over a century to finish. Assuming a static population, obviously.

If you were born on the first day and the guy went oldest to youngest, statistically, you'd be dead before he got to you. That's how insignificant the average person is in the grand scheme.

[Guest]

What ever happened to his ex Scarlett? She just kind of dropped off the internet. I remember she was pretty pervy and kind of similar to April but a bit more social

Spoony was clearly stalking her. He knew her every move.