Lordkat - self made man-woman and all around insane fucker
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He hulked out and almost became a true Karate master, but the crackhead fled before he could chop him in half. The way he put it was like it was the most exciting thing that ever happened to him. Or a desperate lie, it wasn't very convincing - it could've happened (drugged bum entering his house), but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't really do anything agressive and just told the guy to get lost.

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"P-p-please get off my p-property, or I'll c-c-call the p-p-police!" *bum runs away* "Yeah! Run off, you filthy bum, or I'll kill you!"Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:09 pmHe hulked out and almost became a true Karate master, but the crackhead fled before he could chop him in half. The way he put it was like it was the most exciting thing that ever happened to him. Or a desperate lie, it wasn't very convincing - it could've happened (drugged bum entering his house), but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't really do anything agressive and just told the guy to get lost.
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I bet none of that even happened. Just like his workplace stories.
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My sides got chopped in half with these comments Jesus Christ.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2017 4:45 pm"P-p-please get off my p-property, or I'll c-c-call the p-p-police!" *bum runs away* "Yeah! Run off, you filthy bum, or I'll kill you!"Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2017 3:09 pmHe hulked out and almost became a true Karate master, but the crackhead fled before he could chop him in half. The way he put it was like it was the most exciting thing that ever happened to him. Or a desperate lie, it wasn't very convincing - it could've happened (drugged bum entering his house), but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't really do anything agressive and just told the guy to get lost.

I just remember hearing that story and having the dude alpha talk in front of his very own "boss" was probably the best day of his life. In surprised he didn't say he used his 3 foot schlong (which he totally has btw) to chase the bum away with.

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I mean it's the easiest thing to make up, even a intellectual dwarf such as that loser (no idea what his name is) can come up with it. I bet if someone asked him to repeat the story, he would tell something different - perhaps this time he would actually cock slap the poor bum.

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I could see the story getting more and more out of hand every time he tells it. From a confused bum to armed robbers to terrorists. All from what was likely him shouting at a girl scout trying to sell cookies.
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I would believe that - him running naked towards bunch of underaged girls is probably quite plausable.

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His biggest problems are his uninspired wreck of a personality and his desperation to end up on the gravy train. He creates a community where people chill and make memes and then gets super pissed when it is not giving him super inspiring ideas or supporting his mediocre ones; The community is just pissing him off, again, all they do is chill and make memes.
"Memes are so TGWTG, guys, haven't we moved away from that?!"
He wants to make it big, can't figure out how and gets mad when other's aren't helping him.
And don't get me started on his co-hosts.
*LordKat says how someone on Twitter said something that is not quite right.*: "What?! Whaaa?! Whoa, wait, what?! Wait, no, hold on...". I don't hate them, but they aren't the most interesting personalities, to put it nicely.
"Memes are so TGWTG, guys, haven't we moved away from that?!"
He wants to make it big, can't figure out how and gets mad when other's aren't helping him.
And don't get me started on his co-hosts.
*LordKat says how someone on Twitter said something that is not quite right.*: "What?! Whaaa?! Whoa, wait, what?! Wait, no, hold on...". I don't hate them, but they aren't the most interesting personalities, to put it nicely.
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Gotta pretend everything LardKat has to say is the most amazing shit they've ever heard or it's off to the gulag with them.
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There is no community. He doesn't create shit. This might've been the case 5 years ago, but lately he's just been fucking around with those co-hosts, as you've described them, that are just pitiful human beings with charisma of used tampon.Khan FurSainty wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2017 4:54 pmHe creates a community where people chill and make memes
At least with Lordkat, you can imagine listening to him. I would never wanted to listen to any of those losers that he invites on his "podcast", or more precisely, him venting off every week from his shitty life. No normal person would ever want to have such friends - it's almost scary how lonely LordFat has to be, if those are people he choses to hang around with.

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