Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Guest #2]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer...

Holy shit she looks 50

[Liar Revealed]

Yeah, I just CAN'T accept that age that she claims she is. She HAS to be lying. Unless she has that super rare fast-aging disease. Or she's a meth head.

[Guest]

He is a music reviwer, because they have that kind of shit taste

We'll have to start up a needledrop thread sometime. Pedo-nigger thinks he's king of /mu/. Like that's something to be proud of.

Didn't he get bullied into deleting his shitposting channel because a long nosed tribesman didn't like that he depicted Miscarriage of Acchild using a Happy Merchant image?

[Cucksonjin]

Yeah, I just CAN'T accept that age that she claims she is. She HAS to be lying. Unless she has that super rare fast-aging disease. Or she's a meth head.

bitches go bad super fast and she was never a 10/10 to begin with

[drisko]

Yeah, I just CAN'T accept that age that she claims she is. She HAS to be lying. Unless she has that super rare fast-aging disease. Or she's a meth head.

The only other possible explanation is she had a kid as a teenager or something and lost it before she joined the site, or maybe just gave it up for adoption. She might have been a surrogate, apparently 16-18 is the prime baby making years for women so she might have done that for some cash.

But I'd say she's lying. The fact that she can fit in with Brad's group of mid-thirties friends proves it. I wouldn't be surprised if she's secretly forty.

[pibbs]

Poor genetics combined with a shitty diet and alcoholism can do that too.

[Tony Schiavone]

You can see it in her eyes.

Somewhere, deep inside there, is a young person desperately crawling and begging to get out.

[Liar Revealed]

But I'd say she's lying. The fact that she can fit in with Brad's group of mid-thirties friends proves it. I wouldn't be surprised if she's secretly forty.

Exactly. It would explain why she's in love with 80s and 90s trash cinema.
Claiming to be in her 20s would A) Attract more thirsty viewers/patrons/chumps and B) Excuse her for not having gone very far in life.

[RAPEMAN]

Her age is what she claims, people. She's just naturally ugly and lives an unhealthy lifestyle. Lots of women look like shit when they hit their mid twenties. Some people just age like milk.

[AwesomePizza]

One of the only videos of hers I watched was a review of a show called SheWolf. It aired in 1990. I'm 32 and would have been five when it aired. No fucking way she is under 30.

Also she likes Buffy. No one under 30 has watched Buffy.