Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

The patreon change would of hit spoony hard a few months ago, but only the die hard of spergs are still around with him at this point.

[Vaporwear]

Oh my God could you imagine punching a stupid Christmas tree because of a temper tantrum? What a pussy thing for him to fess up to, that's he's such a 5 year old that he needed to take out his frustration on a Christmas decoration. That's so embarrassing, I'd never let anyone ever know that I did something so pathetic.

I hope he beats rApril. Not because it would encourage rApril to leave him, but because she's such a useless pile of trash that she'd willingly take the black eyes if it meant she got to play Skyrim the rest of the time. The only issue of course is that Spoony would probably lose to an actual fight with rApril, but still, I love the idea of rApril being one of those battered bitches who sticks to the man that regularly slaps her around because that's how stupid they are.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only fights he could pick with a realistic chance of winning would be against toddlers.

Honestly nothing must be more sad than a twitter where no one realistically reads what you say.

>Implying these people want to actually interact with others, instead of just sending out their snowflakiness for shallow replies

[Charlar]

Oh my God could you imagine punching a stupid Christmas tree because of a temper tantrum? What a pussy thing for him to fess up to, that's he's such a 5 year old that he needed to take out his frustration on a Christmas decoration. That's so embarrassing, I'd never let anyone ever know that I did something so pathetic.

I hope he beats rApril. Not because it would encourage rApril to leave him, but because she's such a useless pile of trash that she'd willingly take the black eyes if it meant she got to play Skyrim the rest of the time. The only issue of course is that Spoony would probably lose to an actual fight with rApril, but still, I love the idea of rApril being one of those battered bitches who sticks to the man that regularly slaps her around because that's how stupid they are.

He didn't go out, Spoony lie as much as DSP. Also LOL at you forgetting Spoony is extremely lazy and weak

[MegaNigger]

Everyday just like with Boogie, I hope he's dead. Not today it seems.

[veris leta facies]

I don't believe either that Christmas tree episode really happened, it's too stupid and childish to be true. I wonder why Spoony wrote that crap. And "security nearly got involved" Ooooo, big boy. Have pills & booze really degraded his mental state down to the level of 13 year old or something? Hope those super worried reddit faggots inform the FBI again.

[Auli]

If it was true: Why the fuck would you brag about it on Twitter?
If it was a lie: Why the fuck would you brag about it on Twitter?

[MegaNigger]

If it was true: Why the fuck would you brag about it on Twitter?
If it was a lie: Why the fuck would you brag about it on Twitter?

Touche'

[pibbs]

If I didn't know any better I'd swear he was bragging.

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[Liar Revealed]

Dollar Tree doesn't even carry Christmas Trees. Everything in their store is $1. You can't get a Christmas Tree, real or fake, for that price.