Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[sanicvr00m]

I doubt these things actually happened outside of Spoony's head anyway. "Wouldn't it be cool if I acted like an edgelord badass in there? I'll just Tweet like I did!"

Makes sense. Before twitter he'd just make sure his made-up bullshit included some dungeonmastering and make a counter monkey about it

[Charlar]

I doubt these things actually happened outside of Spoony's head anyway. "Wouldn't it be cool if I acted like an edgelord badass in there? I'll just Tweet like I did!"

Plot Twist: Spoony is in a coma andevery sighting of him this year was a mass illusion

[AdorableOtter]

Hahaha a few days away and now Spoopy is becoming CWC 2.0 He is actually funny now. The only downside of new Sploopy is, if Twitter perma-bans him for all those stupid tweets, we won't see him again. He'll become a full time redditor/gamer, Cuckson style. Reddit is a perfect place for him because he can shit on Trump as much as he wants without getting those "troll/hater/toxic" comments (e.g. when do you make the movie!?).

[Kugelfisch]

I'd do a roll20.net stream with Spoonoo boss and mien neger Kugel

Sorry, I don't play P&P.

Not the worst person in the world by any means, but I wouldn't fuck her with rabidtictac's dick.

Same here. The general needyness turns me off. I can't stand cunts that are trying too hard and I don't encourage such behaviour. Especially bitches that try to be overly cute or are too easily amused annoy me. I find myself getting serious and few-worded as possible around them. Normally not my nature but I can't stand the fake aura they radiate.
Even a pity bang would only encourage her. Hard pass.

Is there anything more pathetic than people who brag about what out-of-control badasses they are? "Security almost had to get involved." Sure pal. Sure they did.

I don't get what's supposed to be that well hard guy or funny part is supposed to be. Only losers that aren't invited to family stuff hate Christmas. Or is it the part about throwing a shitfit in public that would give an onlooking hysteric child second-hand embarrassment?
It's even more embarrassing because it's completely fabricated. Why lie about being pathetic? Oh, wait, I forgot he did that before by claiming to have shat his pants until he was 21 for very weak comedic effect.

I doubt these things actually happened outside of Spoony's head anyway. "Wouldn't it be cool if I acted like an edgelord badass in there? I'll just Tweet like I did!"

Makes sense. Before twitter he'd just make sure his made-up bullshit included some dungeonmastering and make a counter monkey about it

Oh yeah, like giving a friend decaying pizza. He's like that one shitkid everyone had in class that would brag about shooting at birds with an air rifle for fun and other mental shit, thinking it would make him look cool. Really sad to hear such stuff from a guy older than me that's approaching 40 fast.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Plot Twist: Spoony is in a coma andevery sighting of him this year was a mass illusion

What sightings? I bet there are more people who've seen Bigfoot this year than Spoony in the flesh, and I'd almost say the former are more likely true.

[pibbs]

Those live streams are his corpse with rApril's hand way up his ass. Like a puppet.

Explains a lot actually.

[Auli]

No. Oreo murdered him (because Spoony can't fight off that small dog) and is now controlling Spoony's body while doggy-styling April.

[Guest]

On the internet nobody knows you're Spoony's dog

[Angelfire Memes]

Hahaha a few days away and now Spoopy is becoming CWC 2.0 He is actually funny now. The only downside of new Sploopy is, if Twitter perma-bans him for all those stupid tweets, we won't see him again. He'll become a full time redditor/gamer, Cuckson style. Reddit is a perfect place for him because he can shit on Trump as much as he wants without getting those "troll/hater/toxic" comments (e.g. when do you make the movie!?).

Would Spoony's ego let him post anonymously on somewhere like reddit though?

[Beelzquill]

the dude couldn't post anonymously on lordfat's dnd stream, let alone reddit.