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Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
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This is some bottom shit tier filmmaking right here.
I DARE YOU TO WATCH
I DARE YOU TO WATCH

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When do we stream tis and Jesus, bro
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Kind of surprised Brad hasn't tried to take down Jesus, Bro yet. Guess he really doesn't come here any more.
One thing I noticed about that clip is how it feels like one of Brad's old movies. The way it's cut, the way the actors deliver their lines and the grain, it'd go really well with something like Cheap or Midnight Heat. Now of course, every film maker has a style and many people who watch a lot of someone's work can tell who the director is by some signature styles... except that these are the flaws in his old movies. Now Hooker had some of these problems but it wasn't as bad as the other movies he made. This? This looks like having Bianca come back made him regress.
One thing I noticed about that clip is how it feels like one of Brad's old movies. The way it's cut, the way the actors deliver their lines and the grain, it'd go really well with something like Cheap or Midnight Heat. Now of course, every film maker has a style and many people who watch a lot of someone's work can tell who the director is by some signature styles... except that these are the flaws in his old movies. Now Hooker had some of these problems but it wasn't as bad as the other movies he made. This? This looks like having Bianca come back made him regress.
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I watched it. To sum up, the most obnoxious harpy I've ever heard acted like a catty bitch while Whalekara failed to overact and brad's waifu chewed the scenery. The film has that lovely Birdemic powerpoint presentation quality.
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Wow that's terrible. None of those people can act worth shit, and that dialogue is horrible; does Brad Jones not know how people talk to each other, even when they don't like each other? Fatkara is hamming it up, the bitch with the fucked up teeth is hamming it up, and the pretty one is there because she's the only remotely pretty person Brad knows, but she also can't act worth shit, she's just eye-candy. The only one that's even acting remotely like a human is Sarah, and that's only because she's underplaying the role as opposed to hamming it up like everyone else is and only has like, 2 lines. And of course she's fat too, bitch needs to lose some weight.
I noticed this party has like 5 people max, cause there's literally no one else in the scene. I guess Disco really is dead, cause there's no one fucking there.
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Excuse me, was I supposed to feel any other emotions than disgust and apathy at the same time? Fucking Brad has done it, he produced something even more pathetic than Doge, which in itself if quite the achievement. The fact that all the movies he ever made fun off are more "movies" than whatever he's producing would be funny, if it also wasn't hopelessly depressing.

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funny how his wife kept the single name and the clip is about her fucking linkara
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