I released a new thing... AGAIN

[cernex]

Believe it or not, the hot fetish on the market at the moment is male preg. It sells a shit ton. (I happen to not even want to think about what writing such stuff would do to my sanity)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Where's the baby supposed to come out, anyways?

[Kugelfisch]

Where's the baby supposed to come out, anyways?

Neither option seems tasteful.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, you can always go for the classic Chestburster birth, which is a fitting end to such an unholy pregnancy.

[cernex]

Where's the baby supposed to come out, anyways?

I think its a cesarean birth in most cases. The fetish wouldn't be all that commercial if it was option no. 2, although I wouldn't be surprised if there were a couple of those (because fetishes).

[Keith Chegwin]

Where's the baby supposed to come out, anyways?

Anus

[cernex]

And here we have yet ANOTHER thing, with arugments, bloody sofas, clubs with neon lights, and a CCTV system that doesn't work properly!



Gimme your pennies!

[cernex]

The sequel to my very first serial is finally out! (Why did I wait so long? No idea!) Even more ninjas than last time, with tons of dark fantasy action, sword slashing, and buildings catching on fire. Also, noodles and singers singing barely in-tune. If you like your dark fantasy, this is definitely your thing.



Hope you enjoy!

[Kugelfisch]

You trying to claim the title from L. Ron Hubbard?

[cernex]

You trying to claim the title from L. Ron Hubbard?

Depends on the title. "Somewhat succesful science fiction writer"? You bet! "Crazy asshole that said a lot of fucking retarded shit"? Not really. I'm fine with the occasional dumb shit here and there, and shitposting, but that's it.