Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Spoony needs to start going outside so he can get arrested for public intoxication.

Is Spoony an alcoholic? People allude to him being a drunk, but the only real evidence I've seen was that embarrassing Breaking Dawn vlog where he got fucking trashed and waxed nostalgic about how Scarlet would tap him on the shoulder during sex if he was dicking her down too hard. I guess it would explain his low motivation and fits of anger.

I guess the only way to know is for you to go to Arizona to play with the Antwhiller Brothers' booze and peepees and report back the results.

Don't tempt me

[Le Redditeur]

Go girl, you know you want it. We also want to know exactly how much of a slob the Boss really is. It's a win-win! Well, except maybe for Miles, if you end up forcing him to have icky-icky heterosexual sex.