Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬
Tomorrow is a spa day for THAC0. Miles is complaining he smells like a trash can, and his nails need trimming. Time for a pawdicure.

The King of Slobs can't even give the dog a bath and some nail trimming at home. It's fucking summer in Arizona, just get the hose, some dog shampoo, and a dog nail trimmer from Amazon and do it yourself. But noooo, Little Brother has to pay up the expenses because he clearly can't tolerate the dog stinking the house anymore.