Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Kugelfisch]

Phewwww, no sympathy from me. Dude made his choice. I'd rather fuck a dog than fuck Marz.

What breed? Lena Dunham isn’t an answer.

Holly Brownbag, I refuse to pick up the poop that falls out of her bag, though.

>poop already bagged
>will claim to have already gone for walkies
Smart choice, really.

[wulfenlord]

@marzgurl.com‬
If I were in my 20s again, and not nearly 40 years old now, I would have never had the guts to start cold E-mailing different outlets in an attempt to pick up new work/more clients. But now I am aging and my "may as well" is kicking in. Turns out, it may have given results, so we'll see soon.

Wow, she really expects job offers to be handed to her on a plate just for existing, doesn't she? Maybe she'll look into buying a house and having children in her 60s

Phewwww, no sympathy from me. Dude made his choice. I'd rather fuck a dog than fuck Marz.

What breed? Lena Dunham isn’t an answer.

Holly Brownbag, I refuse to pick up the poop that falls out of her bag, though.

@hollychristine.bsky.social‬
If you have a good relationship with your family, cherish it. Here’s to another holiday I was SUPPOSED to spend with my family but I was 100% forgotten about.

It's your lucky day, she has the sads.

[Liar Revealed]

Nobody can forget anything as big as Holly. They don't want her around and I don't blame them.

[pibbs]

@hollychristine.bsky.social‬
If you have a good relationship with your family, cherish it. Here’s to another holiday I was SUPPOSED to spend with my family but I was 100% forgotten about.

They didn't forget you. They just didn't want your insufferable ass around. Plus you eat enough for four.

[Le Redditeur]

Plus she walks with her shit bag exposed.