Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

[wulfenlord]

Nice try deleting fucking everything and trying yourself on a marketing stunt. Not going to bother with the ballsucking session interview, since it's on a platform smaller than nebula with forced login to even view comments.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Methinks there's gonna be another GenCon hiatus for them.

[wulfenlord]

Damn, that token Daggerheart artwork makes me want to roll up a murderhobo named Bubba.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What the hell is up with that tambourine(?) in the first picture? Is this AI generated?

Though I've actually seen worse from the Critical Role player character art...

GAYShow

[Old Black Man]

Give me a game made by Dungeon Soup and I’ll play.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Itch.io has a new social justice bundle thingie, this time to support illegal immigrants or something.

In typical itch.io fashion, this bundle contains over 500 items of shovelware, including barebones tabletop RPGs and video games that would've probably been laughed off of Newgrounds. Also contains shit we've already covered here (Going Rogue, aka one half of Rebel Scum), and the usual suspects that are always included in these bundles (Glitter Hearts).
I'd say this is a pretty good way to clutter up your library beyond repair, but the itch.io library has always sucked, anyways.

Also interesting that Lancer seems to always be absent from these bundles. Probably because it's one of the few titles on the site that actually sells.

I've only glanced over a fraction of the contents, but this one might be the winner:

You know about the Rapture? The righteous get called to heaven yadda yadda. That happened. The immortals have names like Bezos and Musk. Some say they’re on Mars, and they might as well be.

Down here society runs on muscle memory. The infrastructure crumbles. The police force is a murderous gang. Work is automated, yet working is a moral imperative. The dwindling number of Employed cower in their gated communities.

Capitalism is a corpse, and we are stuck under it. We beg, barter and steal to stay alive and to buy some forgetfulness.

We’re not finished though.

Also why the fuck is this in the bundle when it's "pay what you want"?

[Old Black Man]

Can I pay nothing and never play it?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can I pay nothing and never play it?

No. You will buy Antifa Power Fantasy No. 2938, and you will like it.

[wulfenlord]

Whoever runs their socials brain is completely melted.. Bet they'll troon out next.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I had to quote you to see that there was a link. That post got purged, apparently.
Then again it's those GiantLandsFags. They've purged a lot after dropping their spaghetti.