The Angry Video Game Cuck

[veris leta facies]

I surrender, I surrender, I'm giving up the role of pretender

[pibbs]

And the hits just keep coming.

[Old Black Man]

[wulfenlord]

They seemed to have run the track through every optimization program they could grab a free test trial of, now it sounds amateurish and lifeless instead of just amateurish. Why the fuck is the synth impossible to hear?

@atranfanatic
Nice touch with the K.I. music in the middle! Right on guys!

Expected künstliche Intelligenz (Krautspeak for abominable intelligence) instead of Killer Instinct, now I'm still not so sure

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Depends on how high of a combo you think they scored with that track.

[Kugelfisch]

Depends on how high of a combo you think they scored with that track.

Every button breaks a combo that weak.

[veris leta facies]

Between all his advertising and VPN shilling, Bimodictus had time to pretend to play Metroid. Who knows which source the gameplay was copied from this time. As a bonus, he also showed how to make a proper soy face.



Mouth is in a proper O shape, as if he's getting ready to suck cock. Eyes bulging out, as they should be. A little minus from the hairline. 8/10

[wulfenlord]

Nah, I believe him sucking at Metroid in his childhood, and sucking even harder at cocks it now.

[Old Black Man]

That is a cursed hairline. He’s not quite classic balding, like it wants to be but refuses to give up fighting.

[Osterzone]

I’d say embrace the bald like Doge and shave, but then he’d look like AIDSmoby