Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

One of the former attempts at reviving TSR has gone off the deep end

In case you're curious, here's the rich diversity exemplified Wonderfilles Games:

[wulfenlord]

That's a rather strange development. Last I checked they issued pretty centrist statements along the lines of "fuck politics, just play games" (meaning they are literal Hitler in leftist eyes). And their roll call makes them look like the embodiment of "old white gamer dudes".

Either they''ve hired some sensitivity reading schizos that don't know how to keep customers, or they still hold their original cis white male beliefs but want to get some of that DEI-money too, in which case they're schizo and stupid.

Did their flagship game even come out yet?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I also wouldn't rule out at least one of these old farts getting Trump Derangement Syndrome long after it stopped being cool.

Did their flagship game even come out yet?

Technically yes, but at the moment you can only buy overpriced box sets from their Kickstarter (back when it was still deemed okay to feature white people in the art).
You're looking at 90 dollars for a flimsy box full of thin softcovers. They also have leftover backer kit versions that are even more expensive.

Also fucking hate it when you proudly advertize your game as being the 1st edition when there is no other edition.

What will sadly never materialize is their pipe dream of a GiantLands theme park. I wish I was joking.

Now what I'm curious about is if you're even allowed to play a human character if you're *white*.

[wulfenlord]

I also wouldn't rule out at least one of these old farts getting Trump Derangement Syndrome long after it stopped being cool.

Looking at their crashout it's certaily possible, plus this:

impotent cope & seetheShow

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Getting heavy Coyote & Crow vibes from this, including setting the game in Glorious Non-White Future North America.
Of course they're trying a bit too hard because they are painfully aware of their own whiteness.

Also never buy a game set in any version of Future North America. It'll just be cringe.
Unless it's Rifts, of course.

[wulfenlord]

Also never buy a game set in any version of Future North America. It'll just be cringe.

Huh, makes me wonder if the soyfilled new authors of Shadowrun ever doubled down on the glorious Native Indian Nations genocide of every paleskin as a symbol of trailblazing instead of over-the-top satire like Warhammer Rogue Trader was an even more satirized version of Judge Dredd, which GW also dabbled in.

Anyway, here's the quarterly report for the 1/64th cherokee from Prairie Dog & Powow whining about tariffs on video and his blog:
https://video.snapstream.net/Play/2hbqG ... u545s3q4km
https://coyoteandcrow.net/2025/05/01/th ... ow-part-2/

Drama about the Wakanda Simulator is mostly charred under the rug, because of course the fat negress keeps any non-updates behind the Kickstarter paywall and blocks every contact on socials:

Tanya is seeking work CONvergence in July!
‪@cypheroftyr.bsky.social‬
A note: Do not message me on my personal social media accounts about Into the Mother Lands. Especially if it’s following/adding me just to demand an update.

That’s what backer updates are for. It will get you a block any & everywhere I can find you.

It's a wonder they leave the comment section open, where they are roasted to a crisp- maybe that's the only freedom of speech thing JewScammer allows for paying backers that the creator can't deactivate? Big W if true.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cy ... g/comments

[Complicity]

That's a rather strange development. Last I checked they issued pretty centrist statements along the lines of "fuck politics, just play games" (meaning they are literal Hitler in leftist eyes). And their roll call makes them look like the embodiment of "old white gamer dudes".

After 5 minutes of digging on Freetube, i found an old video by some irrelevant leftist who was crying about them, because they called troons "disgusting" on social media (allegedly, i didn't click on the video).
Either the grifting strategy of this obviously gay CEO is pissing everyone off for attention, or he's insane. Or both things are true.
I also found their ghost town of a Youtube channel - excluding some comments under the last video, calling the spic racist - filled with AI generated thumbnails.

Also never buy a game. It'll just be cringe.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

After 5 minutes of digging on Freetube, i found an old video by some irrelevant leftist who was crying about them, because they called troons "disgusting" on social media (allegedly, i didn't click on the video).

I'm sure this'll all be forgiven and forgotten, now that they've removed white people from their game

[wulfenlord]

So the fags at dickWonderfilled either got hacked, or are sperging out even harder after deleting their last shitflinging. I had a hunch but was too lazy to archive the tweets, but they're probably screencapped several times over, anyways.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They sperged too close to the sun, eh?

I feel like this wouldn't have happened if they stuck to Bluesky, but they wouldn't have gotten nearly as much attention there