Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Osterzone]

I got a breathing machine for him

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[Le Redditeur]

The only thing Spoony should be breathing is pure ZyklonB.

[Kugelfisch]

I got a breathing machine for him

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Ah, classic suicide tank! Makes me nostalgic and is a better solution for Dark Times than a Spoony review. Works every time!

[Old Black Man]

Ah, the wonder of propane. Assuming it’s propane, a clean burning, suicide assistant.

[Toodles]

The only reason I can think of why he hasn't offed himself is that it takes effort. He's alive only because he's lazy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

(Also one of the main reasons why he hasn't gone down the troon pipeline.)

Ah, the wonder of propane. Assuming it’s propane, a clean burning, suicide assistant.

Propane. Is there anything it can't do?

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

[BloodKnightDollfie]

All this destruction in his homeland, his soul must be tearing him apart. Does he not know net and yahoo has put out a call for all able bodied men to return to Is(not)real to protect the nation? He must heed this summons! The Spoonyone must fight!

[pibbs]

I think Spoony is on drugs. Though, I think Lupa will be triggered by the last line.

‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
I had a dream about a made-up Hallmark Christmas-in-July movie.

VO: Vlad the Impaler used to be a real Grinch until...!

*record scratch*

VO: He found himself in modern New York City.

Vlad's Sassy Gay Black Friend: Say WHAAAAT!

VO: Adam Sandler is Vlad the Impaler in...

‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
VO: Now he's got to get this this girl's heart... the *hard* way!

Vlad: No! No! No!

Love Interest: Well how would *you* decorate the front yard?!

("Baby It's Cold Outside" abruptly stops)

Vlad: *shrug* Vith the impaled bodies of my enemies.

Love Interest: *giggles*

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Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 1h
And because it's an Adam Sandler movie we have to have a scene where Vlad the Impaler goes to Applebee's, or something.

[Old Black Man]