God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[RAPEMAN]

I love that he left the G7 summit a day earlier 'cause fuck that circle-jerk. Of course my nation cucked and gave Krusty a couple billion in petty cash.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Jokes on him, those beautiful poles will be used to fly the most up-to-date pride flags after his term is over.

[ebin namefag]

Jokes on him, those beautiful poles will be used to fly the most up-to-date pride flags after his term is over.

The poles will be promptly sat on.

[Uguuboi]

Yeah, that ol' hemorrhoid nearly killed me. Doctor told me since I shat out two of my ribs, I can't afford to lose anymore.

This is why you always make sure to use enough lube.

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Gesundheit.

[CuckTurdginson]

Those fuckin touch screens are brutal, man. Must have his phone in his pocket or something.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Subliminal message encoded here...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Gee, if he wants to troon out, he can just say so.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I have NO IDEA what post from "me" is.

Maybe I had my phone in my pocket, as CuckT says.

I'll leave it unedited for comedy purposes.