Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She might only look that tall due to her proximity to Marzgurl's military-grade filters.

[RedLine]

You haven't lived until you've experienced a 6+ foot tall woman berating you.

[Kugelfisch]

Marzgurl has the most unusual optical illusion, her face looks like its shrinking.

Like a mix between Oney's Hellbenders and Slimer.

[wulfenlord]

@marzgurl.com‬
This cat literally begs me to come take naps with her midday. Everyone should have a little nap captain like her.

That's not Captain Cuddles, but Drum major Diabeetus.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

JFC, that chonker could win a fight against a tiger.

[CuckTurdginson]

She's got a bad influence.

[Kugelfisch]

If you had to live with Marzgunt you'd want to be unconscious for as many hours as possible as well.

[Osterzone]

Marzy's paranoia has seeped into blocking anyone remotely talking to undesirables such as us, even if Larry hasn't posted on here in 5 years. Like Spoony, he didn't notice he was blocked until much later

Tangentially-related to the last sentence, in the last few years, Larry would still visit Dead Horse Interchange (diet Kiwi Farms specifically for Channel Awesome harassment), & at one point his pfp was a picture of me, which he swore to me was something the mods did, but he didn't leave the boards.

https://bsky.app/profile/marzgurl.com/p ... we2keea625
This all stems from ex-CA people still being salty they're all still losers while Michaud and the Walkers are thriving.

It is the year 2025. Don't we have SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER PROBLEMS than swooping in to defend Channel Awesome, seven years later, without maybe questioning why it is that like 40 people would have left an organization at largely the same time? Does that shit sound normal to you?

https://bsky.app/profile/marzgurl.com/p ... vxdxnsss2z
I love them trying to correct the guy about "lawyering up" which just reveals they were idiots that wasted their youth being Doge's toadies only to get paid in exposure.

[CuckTurdginson]

She's seriously bragging about her 11 hour Vic video. Also, I thought she was going to stop talking about him.

I'll give the Gunt this, Larry earned his bitch nigga (cafe) status for throwing a hissyfit in Marz's comments.

[Complicity]

>dhi harasses me

You harassed Vic Mignogna for 11 hours with your bullshit.

>don't we have significantly bigger problems

Never as big as you, landwhale.