PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

[Kugelfisch]

Her not specifying where she found the cat lets me to suspect that it was just chilling out in her apartment this whole time.

100%. The fat bitch just couldn't be arsed to look under the couch or something.

[pibbs]

100%. The fat bitch just couldn't be arsed to look under the couch or something.

Exactly that.

[pibbs]

CONFIRMED FOR LAZY MORON

An Average Ralph‬
‪@anaverageralph.bsky.social‬· 19m
Thank God for that. Where was she?


‪PushingUpRoses ‬
‪@pushinguproses.bsky.social· 18m
I actually have no idea. She just SHOWED UP and I found her back in the living room.

Probably made quite the impression on the new neighbors. The tattooed, weird try-hard curling up in a ball in the breezeway of the apartments in a sobbing, mental state, only to discover the stupid cat never left the house. I would get her a fruit cake as a symbolic house warming gift.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Probably made quite the impression on the new neighbors.

"This is what we're in for now, huh? Honey, fetch me more scotch!"

[Kugelfisch]

There goes the neighbourhood.

CONFIRMED FOR LAZY MORON

So under a couch or, another top choice, in the corner of a dresser.
Goes to show how hard her search effort went when she couldn't find a whole-ass cat.
Let's hope she loses her car keys next. One dangerous driver less because she's never going to find those fuckers ever again!

[BloodKnightDollfie]

I half expected she ate the poor creature in her sleep.

[Complicity]

I would get her a flaming bag of shit as a symbolic house warming gift.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

I would get her a flaming bag of shit as a symbolic house warming gift.

Do they still sell straightjackets or dunce caps?

[Liar Revealed]

>has an indoor cat
>should know that shy indoor cats are absolute autists about moving into a new home, hiding for days

Yes, all cats HATE moving. She shouldn't have moved for no reason like she did.