Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[rabidtictac]

If they had good taste they wouldn't be capeshitters.

[wulfenlord]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2488 ... th__Valor/

Hey Goyim, want 16 hi-res tiny Avatars for our 30 year old game? Only 7 bucks, and I'm cutting me own throat, plus you'll *buzzword*support*buzzword*real art*buzzword*instead of AI, promise.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only halfway tolerable ones are the orc shaman and that redhead in the WoW dragon armor (as long as you don't focus too long on her face).

>male & female options
That doesn't sound very progressive.

[Old Black Man]

So I checked out ol Andrew Reiner of Gayme Informer, he’s proudly working on Borderlands 4 and serving as Randy Bitchford’s personal ball fondler. I remember meeting him once and he was genuinely taken aback when I showed him how hypocritical some of his industry cohorts were. Did I hear he got a divorce and hands out freebies to the streamer child of the woman he’s fucking?

[Complicity]

Recently a shitty Enhanced Edition of the OG Stalker trilogy came out.
The "enhancement" consisted in upscaling the resolution, shittier controls and UI, cranking the motion blur up to 200%, and censoring any reference to the Soviet Union and removing the Russian dub because that'll teach Putin.
After being raped by the Steam reviews (anyone who bought the OG games on Steam got that trash for free) the faggots removed the censorship, but the final product is still garbage like the GTA Definitive Editions.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How do you fuck up the controls of a FPS? Did they make it more "compatible" for consoles?

[Complicity]

How do you fuck up the controls of a FPS? Did they make it more "compatible" for consoles?

According to the negative reviews i read, apparently the gaymes don't recognize any input from the extra buttons of gaming mice.
Afaik you can use those in any game, and if you can't rebind the keys in game you can still do it with the mouse's software.

[rabidtictac]

Recently a shitty Enhanced Edition of the OG Stalker trilogy came out.
The "enhancement" consisted in upscaling the resolution, shittier controls and UI, cranking the motion blur up to 200%, and censoring any reference to the Soviet Union and removing the Russian dub because that'll teach Putin.
After being raped by the Steam reviews (anyone who bought the OG games on Steam got that trash for free) the faggots removed the censorship, but the final product is still garbage like the GTA Definitive Editions.

WTF, why even remaster the game at all if you're going to try to ruin it that hard. Taking Russia out of Stalker is like taking America out of Call of Doot-doot. What's the point?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

WTF, why even remaster the game at all if you're going to try to ruin it that hard.

That is the point.

[rabidtictac]

Yeah but why the fuck would anyone want to ruin STALKER. Barely anyone except art film snobs and players of obscure vidya know what it is.