Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

Spoony doesn't understand wear and tear.

Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬ ·3h
Been finding holes in a lot of my clothes lately. It's true that I haven't been clothes shopping in years, but I'm wondering if there's a more mechanical or dog-related reason for all this damage.

At any rate, it may be time to update my wardrobe. Such as it is. (It's all logo tees and blue jeans.)

Does that fall under Don't tell me how to [X]?

[Le Redditeur]

I have owned dogs for many years now and my clothes certainly didn't get holes because of them. Why would your dog have access to your laundry? It goes from the laundry basket in the bathroom to the washing machine room to the dryer to the wardrobe. There's a zero amount of dog contact wat any point of that process.

[Singh'sSpot]

One of his shirts is the "I heard that Curtis" with a big ol hole in it

[rabidtictac]

10 out of 10 times I've had holes in my clothes, it was because they were old and I didn't buy replacements for years.

Drunk hermit is too stupid to realize how clothes wear out over time.

[Kugelfisch]

The cheap white t-shirts I wear at home all eventually have holes in them and I never know specifically where from. They just wear through.

Someone should gift him an Iron Bull shirt. I bet that shit exists.

[ebin namefag]

I have owned dogs for many years now and my clothes certainly didn't get holes because of them. Why would your dog have access to your laundry? It goes from the laundry basket in the bathroom to the washing machine room to the dryer to the wardrobe. There's a zero amount of dog contact wat any point of that process.

I've had dogs chew on socks I've left in the floor.

[pibbs]

Why the FUCK does he need to fly? HE NEVER LEAVES THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!


Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬ ·1h
Just went through the annoying process of applying for a REAL ID, which is not the same thing as having a driver's license. You're going to need one to fly even domestic U.S. by May, which I think is going to come as quite a rude awakening to millions of people pretty soon.

[rabidtictac]

I have owned dogs for many years now and my clothes certainly didn't get holes because of them. Why would your dog have access to your laundry? It goes from the laundry basket in the bathroom to the washing machine room to the dryer to the wardrobe. There's a zero amount of dog contact wat any point of that process.

I've had dogs chew on socks I've left in the floor.

I had a dog who would eat towels. EAT. And then have to shit the damn things out. Guess who was given the gift of pulling towel strings out of dog ass?

I was lucky the dumb dog didn't die. I had to keep all clothes and towels above dog height at all times and she still managed to get a couple of them.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Why the FUCK does he need to fly?

To learn how to not fall.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why the FUCK does he need to fly? HE NEVER LEAVES THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!

And why does he think that millions of people don't knoe this?