Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[Complicity]

So what's the play here? They get bought by Tencent? Or just go under? Acquired by EA, maybe?

The game looks fucking terrible, and I don't just mean the Yakugay culture stuff. Gameplay loop seems awful.

I assume the gaymeplay loop is the same garbage as Odyssey:
Ultra easy combat even on "Extreme Hardcore" difficulty, guards that switch places to make it easier for the player to stealth kill them without having to move around the camp, 3-4 types of quests copy pasted on the entire map.

What makes this turd stand out from the prequels is writing so ridiculous it looks like a right-winged parody - apparently Yakubke already knows Japanese before getting out of the boat, and every yellow person in Japan immediately worships him, meanwhile the white Christians are ebil racists.
I've also seen footage of NPCs resuming their routines after being beheaded.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's also the fact they flat-out admitted that most of the devs where complete amateurs.

I've also seen footage of NPCs resuming their routines after being beheaded.

That's the Nihon spirit!

[Complicity]

Stealing the royal bicycle an' shiet:

https://youtu.be/Xm7-5tergfQ?si=gM0kC9-JTbJROIdb&t=154

The voice acting is likely AI, and still way better than in Shadows.

[Old Black Man]

Game Informer is back, this is the second victory I’ve been robbed of.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The second attempt might not last as long as the first, though.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

They just need to hire Frosk. That worked wonders for G4's revival.

[Old Black Man]

Hopefully that’s the case. Now for Rooster Teeth.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

New Rooster Teeth won't. They have fuckall in terms of popular IPs left.

[Old Black Man]

I tend to not leave comments but I want to leave a please god just let it die one on their reboot announcement video.

[Kugelfisch]

New Rooster Teeth won't. They have fuckall in terms of popular IPs left.

Also fuckall in terms of money.