DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

Specially if she's really sick with some serious, potentially fatal disease - lots of people turn their religion to 11 when that happens.

The only reason Phil isn't milking the death of his pet for sympathy is because his ego won't permit it (he knows he will be ridiculed for being such a sissy). And as long as the whales are keeping his earning at 6-figures, I can see he not bringing Khet's maladies for sympathy yet - again, doing that would hurt his ego, and we had proof in the past that he will leave money on the table if that preserves his ego.

[rabidtictac]

Specially if she's really sick with some serious, potentially fatal disease - lots of people turn their religion to 11 when that happens.

My take on this is basically the same as Christopher Hitchens'. You should believe what you believe because you believe it and not because you're gay as fuck, cowarding in a corner over dying.

But I can totally believe that Fat Khet the Demon-Possessed has internalized her mom's abuse and come crawling back to jebus crust.

Incidentally, I absolutely despise those fucking christfags when they say shit like "you'll come back to religion when you're close to dying!" Basically admitting that animal fear is the only motivating power that could compel someone to join their religion (as opposed to the religion being, y'know, TRUE.)

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I guess I'm not dying of ass cancer like khet, so it's easy to say I wouldn't turn to religion if it happened to me. But I've had shit happen in my life too and the logic of christfagging in a hard spot never made sense to me. And what kind of God would even want followers who act that way? The only god worth worshiping should want his followers to be exemplars of humanity, not dregs. It's not inspirational to run for sky daddy when shit gets tough for you.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well according to Jack Chick, accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior on your literal deathbed is more than enough to earn a spot in Heaven.

[rabidtictac]

Well according to Jack Chick, accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior on your literal deathbed is more than enough to earn a spot in Heaven.

If I were a god, I'd send anybody who tried that craven shit straight to hell forever! Who the fuck wants some cowardly little cuck who sins it up during their life and then tries to convert on their deathbed as a hedge against punishment? Pathetic!

If you're gonna be a christfag then at least go full crusader and spend all your prime years putting Syria to the sword or something.

[ebin namefag]

If you're gonna be a christfag then at least go full crusader and spend all your prime years putting Syria to the sword or something.

Christians contrary to modern Internet rhetoric are not cool so no they won't be doing that.

Incidentally, I absolutely despise those fucking christfags when they say shit like "you'll come back to religion when you're close to dying!"

Christcucks IRL have tried that with me. They've asked "you think about God when you're in trouble right?" NO! I don't think about religion at all! I don't even think about it as something to refuse!

[Kugelfisch]

Gay cope bullshit is what it is. It's the thief mentality.
You make how thieves assume everyone is like them? They do! "Anyone would've done the same thing!" is their motto. If you say you wouldn't, they think you're a liar or you just never had those opportunities or, especially dumb, you were scared.

The actual answer, that most people are just plain better than them, is unacceptable. That which must not be can not be!

Same shit with Christfags. They are indoctrinated, they are gullible and they are scared. Everyone else must also be like that because if they weren't they would feel inferior.



As for Phil, he wouldn't milk the death of a pet because he's at least smart enough to make its a bad look. He'd gain a bit of sympathy but far more hate and blame.
It could be the most natural death ever and people would claim it died because Fill didn't take care of it.

Kat is certified crazy and if you ever had any doubt look at how that beautiful rose blossomed. No bitch, even when married, gains that much weight in so little time without serious mental shit going on.

[rabidtictac]

She also has PCOS. That's my theory but it's basically confirmed from the kino leaks. DSP describes her symptoms to PPP and it's straight-up just PCOS symptoms. Bitch fat, has fat bitch disease. Surprising nobody.

Thin women get PCOS too but it's usually asymptomatic until they blow up.

[ebin namefag]

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[rabidtictac]

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