Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by wulfenlord » Sat Mar 15, 2025 3:12 pm

Fiona did editing and sensitivity reading for the project. Ze also dickstarted the Adventure College: Student Handjob
Whenever someone unironically uses neo-pronouns, ye gods.

The kink expert got over 200k for Advanced Cock & Ball torture

That Fiona ogre:
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Zer own setting:
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 15, 2025 4:31 pm

Actually looks kinda passing in a trailer trash kinda sense.

And I'll stick with the Tome of Endless Romance, thank you very much. Has much better art.
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Tentacle bondage cuttlefish plushy.
And according to the sample PDF the elf chick's full getup looked like a school uniform with Lederhosen :roll:

(Also it will free you out of any other bondage you might be in, so at least you can use it to get out of a dungeon I guess.)
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Post by wulfenlord » Sun Mar 16, 2025 3:01 pm

Red Alert: New world order

No woke shit this time, but a lawsuit waiting to happen :3
What's the first thing that comes to your mind looking at this upcoming moneygrabber?
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Right now the dev is passive-aggreessively calling everyone in the comments morons, even spouting "No no, EA only has rights to the full title including Command and Conquer! Honest!"
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 16, 2025 4:32 pm

I'd wait for the Gagarin's Vengeance expansion.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 20, 2025 3:36 pm

Massive lay-offs for WotC's VTT project

Another unloved D&D edition whose fantastically immersive VTT experience will likely never fully materialize? This is 4e all over again, or probably even worse because they planned to monetize the fuck out of this :lol:
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Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Mar 20, 2025 4:22 pm

Selling woke tabletop RPG (a traditionally malez nerde, White-and-Asian hobby) as a SaaS product doesn't seem to be profitable. Who could have predicted this happening?

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 22, 2025 1:58 pm

Must be that damn patriarchy!
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Mar 24, 2025 9:13 pm

What do you guys think sounds more cringe?
  • Evil Hat's magical girl RPG that isn't actually about magical girls
  • Solarpunk Antifa vs The Fash
(Also God bless itch.io for free community copies. It's hard making ends meet being a transracial kang with full-body vitiligo :| )
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:34 pm

The latter sounds dumber. I don't even know what the fuck that means. They also don't seem to know about Eco-fascists.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:38 pm

There seems to be a lot they don't know about.
Also will be fun with this to analyze how much it actually matters that you're the Solarpunk Antifa. Could be more like this "moonpunk" this I ranted about a while back where being on the moon at fuckall to do with anything.
And it will be even funnier to see how easy it is to replace "The Fash" with some precious minority.
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