Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Complicity]

No, that's Rachel, the other Spoony One muse.

Oh, right. Orcril.

Wait, what?
Wasn't "Orcril" April's nickname, because she played as an orc in Skyrim or something like that?
I personally baptised Rachel as "The Warthog".

I read the first series of Crossed and it made me legitimately nauseous for the rest of the night. "Guys, what if zombies... but they're also RAPIST CANNIBALS? Look, they're WANKING ON BULLETS."

It bored me to death, especially the recycled, George Romero-like platitudes towards the end.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Wait, what?
Wasn't "Orcril" April's nickname, because she played as an orc in Skyrim or something like that?
I personally baptised Rachel as "The Warthog".

I meant it in a "Oh, you mean Orcril [instead of Rachel]" kind of way.

The world of Spoony's harem sure is a confusing place though.

[Le Redditeur]

The three Museus/Mythical beasts of the Motherfucking Avatar:

- The Red Dragon Scarlett, fat and plastic-looking bitch;
- The Dremel-Stealing April, enjoyer of Honey Wine and gooness extraordinaire;
- The Unstable Warthog Rachel, who pisses on her own Panties and will one day be a professional female wrassler.

[Liar Revealed]

I have no problem with annoying internet people fucking off and getting a real life like rApril did. Those people should be left alone in peace.

It's the hasbeens and never-weres like Spoony that continue to take Patreon money and produce nothing that deserve all the shit that they get.

[Le Redditeur]

And to be fair to autists on the internet, the likes of April and PandaLee were mostly left alone once they fucked off to do whatever they're doing these days.

[pibbs]

No, that's Rachel, the other Spoony One muse.

Oh, right. Orcril.

Yeah, she's just gone after she found another sweetheart or something.

Was that Brad from Milwaulkee? That soy-looking fuck. What was his name?

[Liar Revealed]

Was that Brad from Milwaulkee? That soy-looking fuck. What was his name?

Brad from Mortal Kombat? It was some weird three-letter acronym we never figured out. We don't know if it was actually him she ran off with. He did look like the kind of schmuck that would take in damaged goods like her, though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The three Museus/Mythical beasts of the Motherfucking Avatar:

- The Red Dragon Scarlett, fat and plastic-looking bitch;
- The Dremel-Stealing April, enjoyer of Honey Wine and gooness extraordinaire;
- The Unstable Warthog Rachel, who pisses on her own Panties and will one day be a professional female wrassler.

Ah yes, the earthly manifestations of the Triple Goddess: The Dragon, the Orc, and the Warthog. @TheSpoonyOne was truly blessed.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Was that Brad from Milwaulkee? That soy-looking fuck. What was his name?

Brad from Mortal Kombat? It was some weird three-letter acronym we never figured out. We don't know if it was actually him she ran off with. He did look like the kind of schmuck that would take in damaged goods like her, though.

MKE is Milwaukee. Even use it as shorthand for the airport there.

[ebin namefag]

Brad from MK Ultra
Brad from MillionDollarExtreme