Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:19 pm

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Speaking of Razorfag, i've heard that his old coomer ways came back to bite him in the ass, after he joined professional thot Melonie Mac in her crusade against perversion in gaymes, whatever the fuck Miss Tomb Raider and Stellar Blade means.
Ever since he randomly started his bible-thumpin' LARP a couple years back, he's made some...interesting adjustments.
  • removed "FUCKING" from his signature "GOD-FUCKING-SPEED" outro, thusly simplifying it to "GODSPEED"
  • quotes random Bible passages nearly every few days per week on Xitter
  • questions the validity/approval of vidya as long as it meets "appropriate" standards for his Christian quota, something he never did a decade prior when he used to defend fictional raunchiness
  • makes occassional passes at Melonie Mac in podcasts
It's obvious he's prepping courtship for that tattooed grifting whore (who's pushing 40 next year) after his falling out with Eve (his ex) + he's become a hardcore simp for that hypocritical cunt (she was a former Geoff Keighly shill + she advocated for homosexuality in vidya several years ago; another dime-a-dozen grifter in a nutshell). He's attracted to women who resemble him. The resurfacing of his old coomer content pushed him to reinvent part of his image, a partial betrayal of his principles (tobefaire, Gayzorfisting is known to reneg his points every now and then to meet a confirmation bias when he sees fit). Obviously getting paid from an outside source.



As for Mac, she didn't particularly take her ex-husband's divorce very well.
  • she was an insufferable IRL wife to live with
  • husband comes out as gay to finalize the divorce and get as far away from her possible (i.e. she was such an IRL cunt, her cuntery accelerated his transition :lol: )
  • elopes with his pegger
  • leaves Melonie in a seething rage she still hasn't recovered from to this day
  • reinvents herself as a bible-thumping, tattooed conservative who goes on a homosexual crusade (i.e. "I HATE FAGGOTS, FAGGOTS, FAGGOTS!!!")
  • grifts the living shit out of the culture war + fights back against censorship in vidya
  • suddenly, post-election, pulls a 180 & demands censorship-adjacent "purity" in vidya, confirming the grift dead-on
TL;DR Her post-divorce saga is pure projection of her cope. Many such cases with these two-bit sluts. As such, being a bitter divorcee puts her in Razor's ballpark for future matrimony.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:30 pm

I prefer eight bit sluts to two bit sluts, amirite gaymurz?
Razorfirst is gay.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:35 pm

The sloppy seconds of a true Born Again Christcuck Conservathot. I'm sure she'll argue that since she reborn in (((Christ))), that also makes her a new virgin.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:39 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:35 pm
The sloppy seconds of a true Born Again Christcuck Conservathot. I'm sure she'll argue that since she reborn in (((Christ))), that also makes her a new virgin.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:58 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Jan 28, 2025 12:35 pm
The sloppy seconds of a true Born Again Christcuck Conservathot. I'm sure she'll argue that since she reborn in (((Christ))), that also makes her a new virgin.
A closet case marrying a whore is the most traditional Christian marriage there is.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Wed Jan 29, 2025 12:10 pm



>we wuz eating watermelons an' shiet

I used to think that the employees at Ubishite were terminally retarded subhumans, but maybe they are secretly baysed.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 29, 2025 2:03 pm

Goes to show how little their "diverse development members from all cultures and creeds" know.
It's like putting bananas in a medieval European market.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:51 pm

People have been tearing apart the "professional" research for months. The game's already a fucking meme in the Far East.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 29, 2025 6:42 pm

I'm fully expecting the baker having croissants.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Jan 29, 2025 6:55 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jan 29, 2025 2:03 pm
Goes to show how little their "diverse development members from all cultures and creeds" know.
It's like putting bananas in a medieval European market.
Or an amazing atheist's ass.
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