Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[CuckTurdginson]

Doesn't he just have to jumpstart it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dude, it's @TheSpoonyOne. You might as well ask him to summon Yog-Sothoth.

[wulfenlord]

Doesn't he just have to jumpstart it.

This. Also batteries are like what, 100$ max and piss-easy to replace? It's like not being able to get streaming software to run, oh wait.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Doesn't he just have to jumpstart it.

He would have to interact with one other person in the real world to do that, and that's beneath the Lord of Tekken.

[Complicity]

>if i don't use the car, the battery will die

I'm surprised this 44 years old incel still has a driving loicence, i thought it either expired or was revoked after the traffic light saga.

that's beneath the Lord of Tekken.

He doesn't know shit about vidya either.
If DSP and Spoony would ever play any fightan gayme together, my money would be 100% on Phil obliterating him.
Even as a dork he fails.

[Liar Revealed]

Somebody gave Spoony another car? Why? Who pays for it?

[pibbs]

Probably a hand me down from Miles or some other family member. Probably hoping he'd get a job. I couldn't say that with a straight face.

Not surprised he doesn't take care of it.
Literally, all he had to do was crank it a couple of times a week.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Who pays for it?

Cuckson, in hopes of one day having a road trip with Boss.

[ebin namefag]

Probably a hand me down from Miles or some other family member.
Not surprised he doesn't take care of it.
Literally, all he had to do was crank it a couple of times a week.

Noah got a handmedown penis.

[Kugelfisch]

My car also has a smart key. Replace the fucking battery in the key, moron! The car even gives you a heads up when it starts running low.

As for car batteries, everyone knows that. Come on, nigger, it's two phillips head srews you loosen, replace it, done. We're not talking any actual mechanic shit here!
With how seldom he uses it, I'd even worry about the fuel congealing.