Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:59 am

It's anuddah shoah.
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 07, 2025 9:00 am

*teleports behind you*
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by Complicity » Tue Jan 07, 2025 9:40 am

Le Redditeur wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 07, 2025 6:28 am
 The only way Styx can kill someone is by giving them AIDS through unprotected anal sex.
What do you think "chaos magic" is code for?
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 08, 2025 6:00 pm

Complicity wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 07, 2025 9:40 am
 What do you think "chaos magic" is code for?
Brony orgies in the name of Slaanesh.
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 08, 2025 9:13 pm

Le Redditeur wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 07, 2025 6:28 am
 The only way Styx can kill someone is by giving them AIDS through unprotected anal sex.
Oh come on, I'm sure he also did a few in by sharing needles.
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed Jan 08, 2025 11:11 pm

Liar Revealed wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 07, 2025 5:29 am
 Styx seems to be claiming responsibility for killing a New Orleans DA with his "chaos magic".
He needs to lay low and go on metaphorical sabbatical for now. Maybe convert to homosexuality and find a POC boyfriend of the brown variety for extra brownie points.
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Jan 09, 2025 1:51 am

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 08, 2025 11:11 pm
 POC boyfriend of the brown variety for extra brownie points.
All PoCs are brown.
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 09, 2025 6:18 am

But some are browner than others.
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jan 09, 2025 3:57 pm

Why do all the INs just snap eventually? All he had to do was be a smug faggot. Something that comes naturally to him anyway.
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Re: Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 09, 2025 5:59 pm

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 09, 2025 3:57 pm
 Why do all the INs just snap eventually?
It's the creeping realization that, maybe, they should've gotten a real job about 10+ years ago.
Even if they don't know this subconsciously, there's always the dichotomy between their ego and reality.
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