DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Kugelfisch]

That's crazy good, dood! Sub 1k views is just not righteous for that. Puts our DHI karaoke to shame.
And this:


Cat-themed NEDM rap? Shit, I'd give an honorary rank away just for that idea alone, never mind the execution!

[Complicity]

[CuckTurdginson]

So Phil is being sincere right. I’m looking at him complaining about naming his character and some of this shit is put on. He was performing at a point.

[Le Redditeur]

He's not capable of keeping a ruse going for fifteen years, so yeah, he's that much of a begging shithead.

[CuckTurdginson]

What a ruse it would've been. Making a killing the whole way.

[CuckTurdginson]

Watching more TIHYDP's, and I think Phil is the perfect IN. His actual videos fail miserably, and then the person who compiles his fails nets 100x more than that. He's too stupid to ruin the bit, and continues to produce content. He's the Citizen Kane of Lolcows.

[rabidtictac]

There's a reason the early thread is mostly me sperging. I find his life endlessly fascinating. It's like you asked an AI to create the perfect fuckup of a human being, who pretends to be an adult while acting like the world's biggest toddler.

I know ReviewTechUSA and Ethan Ralph act this way too, but Rich gets off on the drama/creates drama deliberately and Ethan Ralph is a junkie. DSP is an alcoholic but he's just a spurdo sparde loser aside from that.

It was fucking hilarious when he started dating the Panda and it was super obvious to everyone he'd never had a GF before then. Yet he always had these obvious lies about hot latinas flirting with him or girls he banged in college, ayyyy lmao.

Dude would be a literal incel without IN fame. Panda was a former fan he courted while she was (probably) underage and Khet is a fat sped.

I don't know if you've ever read DSP's old "top haters" website but that is some CLASSIC cringe.

[Le Redditeur]

Khet wasn't even fat when she married Phil; he managed to gorl her up into Chantal-lite in just a few years.

Phil's dents are also a fascinating bunch. Some are clearly mentally disabled like Jayde, others have some retarded plan to "manipulate" everyone like OIC, and then there the scorned retards like this one:

[CuckTurdginson]

Imagine actually raging about Phil and not just pointing and laughing at him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They envy him. He's truly coasting through life on easy journalist mode.