Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by **Some Sick Fuck** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:25 am

You can tell there just aren't enough cupcakes for the young couple to devour. Also, is that fucking Bennet the Sage sitting at the table?

Carn · Post by **Carn** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:29 pm

I'm actually stunned he didn't wear his fedora to the wedding.

Just Some Random Guy · Post by **Just Some Random Guy** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:18 pm

rabidtictac wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:57 am
No matter where they held the wedding, having about 6 guests was going to make the event look pitiful. They've got enough people there to just about fill up a shoe closet.

My parents got married with only 3 people in attendance. Though I think it was also a somewhat impromptu thing, most of their friends and family didn't even know it happened until after the fact. I mean, they knew they getting married at some point so it wasn't a total surprise, but they didn't know beforehand when it would happen.

If I ever get married, I'll want as small a ceremony as possible, because those things get ridiculously expensive ($20,000-$30,000) if you want to have a big one. Granted, the families of the couple will often pay for a good amount of that, but even then I'd probably want it small just so there's little need to fret about logistics and planning.

Osterzone · Post by **Osterzone** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:21 pm

Being a mormon weeb just doesn't pay enough.

Post by **Kugelfisch** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:23 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:21 am
hopefully he'll at least be able to get some good blow jobs out of it, I hear fat chicks are good at those.

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Post by **pibbs** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:31 pm

Not in attendance, but was probably invited:
the Greasy Spoon One
The Walker Brothers
Brad Jones
Lupa
Phelus (however you spell his name)
Lindsay
Nash
The Transformer Decipticon JesuOtaku
Autobot Luke Mockery
Perturbed Pedro
Jewario's corpse

Who else?

Bad News Bunnyman · Post by **Bad News Bunnyman** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:39 pm

Must eat Linkara up inside not only that none of those people came but Brad had his wedding at the same time.

Post by **pibbs** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:42 pm

Spoon probably demanded gas money to attend...

Post by **da PAC Nigguh** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:42 pm

The fuck? Brad and the Cockslut had their weddings on the same day?

Post by **Kugelfisch** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:06 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:42 pm
The fuck? Brad and the Cockslut had their weddings on the same day?

Missed opportunity for a CA special movie.

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