Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[rabidtictac]

Taking bets on how long the marriage last and what will cause the divorce.
Maximum two years and the planetoid finds out about Linkara secret gay orgies

Maaaaan... Can you imagine if she doesn't know about all that shit?

It's on the internet, so she could find it easily. Hey, Liz pointed it out: Linkara started dating Viga and then immediately he was paying for all her shit. Just want to say that now so we don't go pretending she's a victim.

Also how the hell would Linkara explain Liz? Especially since he never came clean about her transsexuality. SHE did. SHE had no problems with it, eventually. HE couldn't say it.

I don't know who is fucking up worse, but this is a marriage destined for unhappiness. Unless Viga just wants a paypig so she can nest her shit and go get fucked on the weekend by Tyrone's thirstiest cousin.

[Kugelfisch]

She might not know about the cockslut thing, or the dead, gay muppet shit for that matter.
But come on, man. Look at them. Look at the guy. Look at her for fuck's sake. You see an odd guy marrying a morbidly obese nigger bitch, you know that's some fucked up fetish shit. There's no way she doesn't know that he's a sex pervert.

[rabidtictac]

You know he's going to gain about 100-200 more pounds in five years. Her too. This is what they looked like BEFORE getting married.

Let's just say I've seen more than enough examples of it happening in real life to know this isn't merely a cliche.

She'll probably end up on My 600 Pound Life and he'll be a 400 pound abuser-enabler.

[pibbs]

She shits bigger than he.

[Keith Chegwin]

I like to think that they'll end up beating the shit out of each other

[Guest]

I notice that's it's mostly the new "talent" than the old guys. I thought for sure Joe and Alison would come, I know Brad won't come because he's also getting "married." It looked like a nice location but the turn out was piss poor. Don't know if they wanted it intimate or nobody showed but if it's the former why not just have the reception in someone' backyard. Something tells me this was not an affair to remember. They were probably all just looking for a few free drinks, to get drunk and commiserate about muh ad revenue.

[Guest]

Yeah it's a very small turnout. My favorite is the sassy, disapproving look the maid of honor has.

There's the Dom and his whale, dude, you put in work to lose the weight, rise your standards! Fat girls are contagious and now that you're living together you're about to blow back up. Look at Rap Critic before and after he dated that Jess girl, hopefully he'll at least be able to get some good blow jobs out of it, I hear fat chicks are good at those.

[Rushy]

That hall looks dreary af. Just saying, if I was to have a wedding, it'd be somewhere light and airy. Like, Kubrick levels of clean.

[drisko]

So he got married the same weekend as Brad. Coincidence?

And yeah, Jesus this whole thing just scream bleh. Maybe they were going for a classy club kind of thing, you know how if you throw in a lot of dark polished wood and blood red furniture it adds an air of sophistication? I think that's what they wanted, but weddings are supposed to be celebratory, not reserved.

[rabidtictac]

No matter where they held the wedding, having about 6 guests was going to make the event look pitiful. They've got enough people there to just about fill up a shoe closet.