Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by **Liar Revealed** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:37 am

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Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:07 pm
He is finally getting maried to harambe? cant wait for her to get pregnant, imagine his sons face!

Post by **Kugelfisch** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:43 am

Don't worry. She's too fat to become pregnant.

Post by **Charlar** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:56 am

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Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:43 am
Don't worry. She's too fat to become pregnant.

Wasn't she losing weight to fit in her weeding dress? She might actually lose weight if the doctor tells it would help conceive.

Post by **Kugelfisch** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:21 am

That bitch is so fat that she wasn't ever slim, much less able to remain slimmer. Right, wedding dress. That's the dumbest shit I've heard today. Losing weight to fit into the wedding dress is what women do decades after their wedding to put into perspective how fat they've gotten. Nobody buys a wedding dress too small.

Post by **Keith Chegwin** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:44 am

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Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:05 pm
>Implying the cockslut didn't lie about that
I guarantee Linkara is cheating behind the black fat planetoid back with trans degenerate wastes of skin or outright fucking mens, Linkara will do anything to avoid coming out as a degenerate mentally ill man.

I could have sworn the planetoid is a man

Post by **Liar Revealed** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:46 am

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:43 am
Don't worry. She's too fat to become pregnant.

Sadly, this is a wives' tale. Go to any poor neighborhood in America, black, white, or Hispanic and you will see plenty of evidence to the contrary.

Also

I'll actually feel a little sorry for her when Linkara cheats on her with the caterer.

Post by **Keith Chegwin** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:57 am

'She' won't get pregnant because 'she' is a man (and also he's gay)

Osterzone · Post by **Osterzone** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:42 am

Christ, he can't even get his arms around her.

Post by **pibbs** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:48 am

I thought they were already married.

Post by **rabidtictac** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:49 am

Do they have four friends in total?

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