Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[rabidtictac]

One of your companions is a black Iron Bull identifying as non-binary, so you can bet any scene involving her will eventually include gender drama.

I think she gets bitchy over being misgendered. Just, the most current year thing ever. Supposedly even uses the word "misgender."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She has an argument with her mom while your character is just sitting there doing nothing.

[rabidtictac]

The character design for Veilguard might be some of the ugliest I've ever seen, in that "chinese copy of WoW but for phones and with microtransactions" way. It literally looks like AI art. I never thought the vaguely doofy designs of Inquisition and DA2 would ever look good by comparison to something else. Just google Varric and look how Veilguard artistically raped my boy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Counterpoint: Chinese devs know how to make hot chicks.

[Complicity]

Speaking of studios shutting down:

That's hardly news. Everyone knew within 24 hours of the official game launch.

Even i was expecting that shit to last at least an entire month.
That was a level of failure that makes the Bimmy Spoony Movie look like a blockbuster in comparison.

One of your companions is a black Iron Bull identifying as non-binary, so you can bet any scene involving her will eventually include gender drama.

I think she gets bitchy over being misgendered. Just, the most current year thing ever. Supposedly even uses the word "misgender."

>i'll do a monologue and 10 pushups to apologize for misgendering the thing with horns
>because you shouldn't make the apology about yourself, see
>but the animators will fuck up and i'll only do 6 pushups
>what a half-assed apology, maybe i'm secretly transphobic
>i'm sorry you feel that way, disgusting troon

There's also a scene in which the thing says "YOU DON'T GET TO TELL ME WHAT I AM!" after some NPC points out the outfit he's she's it's wearing.

Probably not a Concord, but a Soyfield for sure.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I like the implication that you can just use an apology of your choice. As if that would allay the wrath of the ma'am.

[ebin namefag]

I miss good Bioware.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This game gets bonus points for triggering the fuck out of Ken Penders because he convinced himself that Bioware had stolen from his deep Echidna lore.

[Kugelfisch]

They quadrupled down, I see. The slippery slope being real and parody being very dead have been confirmed again.
You could not come up with dumber woke writing if you tried and assembled the dialogue from VORP posts.

Reminder that this is not some indieshit. This is an award-winning, best-selling franchise by EA from a formerly very reputable developer. Why do they feel the need to prove shitposters so right all the time?

[Le Redditeur]

They want to do the Boulder King Shuffle and trigger the chuds, own the chuds.