Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Dehbashi]

If the baddies a red version of the Hulk why not make it a Hulk movie instead of Captain Americas sidekick that nobody cares about?

I am guessing it's because last time I checked rights for solo Hulk movies are still under Universal which is why MCU Hulk has always appeared in Avengers movies.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You know that if they could they would make crossovers with the Spider-Verse shit featuring Miles Morales, as those two movies had had a much better track record than the last years' worth of MCU.

Guess there's still Marvel Zombies, right?

[Lindsay's Liver]

It might actually be more cringe, depending on how much they focus on the new (and improved) Captain America being black.

Release date: February 2025. Black History Month!

[Rushy]

I *love* that Michael Rosenbaum is trying to get a Smallville animated show off the ground. The show should just be him trying to make this show happen.

We get it, Mike, you finally realised that being the best Lex Luthor is your only mainstream legacy. But how can you possibly think this is going to happen?

1) Smallville was a prequel.
2) Smallville ran for 10 fucking seasons.
3) Smallville tied heavily into the Christopher Reeve films/iconography. The whole point was that Tom Welling eventually becomes a variation of Reeve's Superman. That's why they resurrected Jimmy Olsen, wiped Lex's memory in the finale and threw Zod's ass back into the Phantom Zone. Might as well make an animated Reeve show.

And who are you going to bring back besides Welling and Durance? Not John Glover, because they killed Lionel Luthor twice already. I doubt Kristin Kreuk, because the fandom was thoroughly sick of Lana by the end. Definitely not Allison Mack lmfao.

At best you'll get Martha Kent and Green Arrow. Whoop-de-doo.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'd have to bring back at least one of the core hoes. This is Current Year, after all. This won't get greenlit until it is a girlboss show.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So I somehow ended up watching those Supaida-Verse movies.

The first one is fine, I guess. Music's pretty arse, but maybe I'm just too white to get it.
Best part's the animu waifu, of course. I wish actual 3D animu would use this sort of cel-shading more often.
Humor mostly works when it's subtle, like Noir's obsession with the Rubik's Cube because he can't wrap his head around the concept of colors. When the humor is forced however, it's less great.
I mean, WTF was that with Gwen fumbling around like a retard when asked for her name? Her aversion of just saying "Gwen" is weird enough (does she think there's only one person called "Gwen" per dimension or something?), but if she was that autistic about it she should've already come up with an alias when she enrolled in this fucking school.

Also for some reason every black person looks like a modified version of George Floyd - even Miles who is supposed to be half Puerto Rican. Then again the Left believes that human genetics work like in your typical furry setting (different types of furries can happily interbreed, but the kids will always be pure-bred).
I did some research to check how Miles used to look like in his OG Ultimate Marvel appearance, and he did have neither an afro, nor an absurdly wide nose.

The seconds movie is a self-indulgent mess. It's basically a glorified setup for a third movie that doesn't even have a release date yet.
Either this was supposed to be a series (might explain the overly-long opening chapter where Gwen pretends that she is the main character), or the director went full autistic and bloated the fuck out of this story.
Also no Japanese Spider-Man. Maybe in the third movie. If that one ever happens.
But hey, at least we got a came from the crippled wheelchair dyke Spider-3DPD. Though at least they gave her a combat wheelchair that turns into a spider-mech, since even they realized just giving her a regular wheelchair was too retarded.

The shining beacon of hope was The Spot. He's just some nerdy idiot who ended up with broken powers he's then planning to use for his day of retribution. A shame he comes across as more of a side attraction and/or walking plot device.
Miles is honestly not that bad as Spider-Man in the rare scenes where there's no actual Spider-Verse nonsense going on, though you're not seeing a whole lot of that in this movie.

The main sources of conflict are kinda odd. The tensions between him and his parents can be solved instantly if he just tells them he's Spider-Man (in fact that was was he was going to do at the end before realizing he's in the wrong dimension), and I really wish these "canon events" turn out to be a load of bullshit in the final movie, because man is that idea dumb.
I mean, really? Every Spider-Man has to have gotten his powers from a radioactive spider? And they need to have an uncle who dies? What happens if they don't have an uncle? Will an aunt do? What if they have neither? Can you even become Spider-Man if you don't have an uncle that can die later?
And I guess the idea is that only people from other dimensions can interfere with a canon event (at least I hope so seeing how this can apparently cause a dimensional collapse), but most of the canon events shown in both movies were set in motion because of interdimensional interference.

[CuckTurdginson]

Twisters is doing steady, solid business. There’s early indications that Deadpool might actually have to compete with it - I’m not saying Deadpool won’t claim #1 next week - but if a >muh X-Men in MCU movie can’t blow a legacy sequel to Twister out of the water in terms of box office next week - than it’ll definitely be a signal of at least Marvels decline.

[McGinnis]

the best Lex Luthor

*cough* Clancy Brown *cough*

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Must be too ambiguously brown for Rushy's liking.

[CuckTurdginson]

Robert Downey Jr. is coming back - he will be playing Doctor Doom - who is taking the place of Kang.

Secret Wars is still happening.