God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Kugelfisch]

She better be careful she doesn't have to parachute cyanide with whiskey.

[CuckTurdginson]

I mean we knew she was gonna get sacked.

[Le Redditeur]

Now she might end getting sacked from life, courtesy of the Clinton Foundation and its closest associates.

[CuckTurdginson]

The Fed is talking about a .5 percent interest rate reduction. The projection is it'll be at normal levels by the end of the year 2026.

[RAPEMAN]

It's ogre, guys. Pack it up, Trump, it was a good run.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Let's think about what you need to fake a bullet grazing your ear in a fake assassination attempt in front of a giant crowd of people.

- The Secret Service agents need to be in on the plan
- A team at the hospital nearby needs to be in on the plan
- You need two people to die, Corey Comperatore and the "shooter" and a few others to be injured

[rabidtictac]

Just like how it was determined the twin towers couldn't possibly have fallen the way they did?

You can look at any event after the fact and proclaim it statistically improbable if not impossible. Overlooking the small matter that any result is as likely as any other result when it comes to what actually happened lmao.

You existing is a statistically improbable event. Every day is a series of improbable/nigh impossible events.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Essentially this in a nutshell:

[Le Redditeur]

"Just in from the FBI my fucking imagination

Why do people pay attention to what absolute garbage randos say on Twitter?

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: Kamala Harris found giving head to Mike Obama!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You can look at any event after the fact and proclaim it statistically improbable if not impossible. Overlooking the small matter that any result is as likely as any other result when it comes to what actually happened lmao.

Weirder shit has happened after getting shot. People have survived actual hits to the head because the angle was just right for the bullet to get deflected.
But of course this is Burgerland, and to some Burgers nothing important ever happens without a deep, dark conspiracy behind it.