God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[CuckTurdginson]

Trump got shot at and survived - but he got endorsed by Elon....canceling out an otherwise positive turn of events. Ope.

[rabidtictac]

Vance has that Spurdo Sparde face going on. Shapeless mass of beard conceals weak chin.

[ebin namefag]

JD will just smother him

He'll sit on his face.

[CuckTurdginson]

The real Hillbilly Elegy is getting smothered by JD's asscheeks.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Gotta admit, I am getting sold on the theory that this was an inside job to take out Trump. It's really weird that we still know almost nothing about the shooter, not even the most benign social media posts.

[Poonoo]

Gotta admit, I am getting sold on the theory that this was an inside job to take out Trump. It's really weird that we still know almost nothing about the shooter, not even the most benign social media posts.

The slow response from the Secret Service is the biggest giveaway. Video of people seeing the shooter moving around and positioning himself for so long, and the sniper aiming in his direction but not firing until Trump went down is a huge red flag.

All we know is that "he was on Discord" but not any of his posts or what channels he was on. He was likely egged on by a glowie as they usually are.

[RAPEMAN]

They also had the worst DEI guards available. Imagine hiring a 5' frumpy bitch to shield a 6' man.

If this were an attack on Trump by the Deep State, they fucked their one chance. The only alternative now is to plan a Princess Dianna on his ass.

[Lindsay's Liver]

For me, it's the combination of the two factors. Bad Secret Service + the lack of any significant cyber footprint of a 20-year-old would-be assassin.

I'm very critical of conspiracy theories. I rarely take them seriously. They either require too many people to execute some risky plan to 100% perfection with no room for error (see the leftist theory that the Trump campaign staged the shooting) or they overlook incompetence or human weakness in favor of a devious plot

If it was just a Secret Service fuck-up, I could buy that it was incompetence. See the head of the SS and her comments about being committed to DEI.

Throw in this other mystery though and I start to smell a rat.

[Old Black Man]

Can’t wait to see this one on DEIDetected. Sweet Baby Inc was involved somehow.

[Complicity]

For me, it's the combination of the two factors. Bad Secret Service + the lack of any significant cyber footprint of a 20-year-old would-be assassin.

I'm very critical of conspiracy theories. I rarely take them seriously. They either require too many people to execute some risky plan to 100% perfection with no room for error (see the leftist theory that the Trump campaign staged the shooting) or they overlook incompetence or human weakness in favor of a devious plot

If it was just a Secret Service fuck-up, I could buy that it was incompetence. See the head of the SS and her comments about being committed to DEI.

Throw in this other mystery though and I start to smell a rat.

Occam's razor.
The retard tried to kill Trump because CNN told him he's the devil - and apparently he also appeared in a Blackrock ad, so i guess they indoctrinated him good - and the ss guys were incompetent fucks because it's no skin off their ball sack if Trump lives or dies.
Had it been Biden, Little Potato or another globohomo leader, their jobs would have been on the line and the autist would have been arrested before being able to approach the roof.

What i'm curious to know is if all the fucktards who are saying "too bad he missed" are being fired, like it happens when someone says nigger on video, misgenders a troon or is against abortion.