Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

[Msauce]

https://www.tmz.com/2024/07/13/richard- ... tess-guru/

Richard Simmons died at the age of 76.

[CuckTurdginson]

He wins points for inciting that Pauly Shore chimpout.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons dead on the same day! Two weird, frequently mocked, icons of the past

When I think of the tiny Dr. Ruth, I think of a joke that some comedian told decades ago (was it Judy Tenuta? Is she still alive? She's another strange 80s celebrity) that went something like "Of course, Dr. Ruth is a sex therapist. That's the perfect job for someone who's only as tall as everyone else's crotch".

As for Richard Simmons, I think of his appearances on the old Howard Stern and David Letterman shows, where his barely closeted gay persona (remember, once upon a time, people were surprised to learn that Freddy Mercury and Liberace were gay) was constantly teased. They treated him like a Martian. And he played the role well. He was very funny.

RIP x 2.

[RedLine]

You're really old, dude.

[Msauce]

Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons dead on the same day! Two weird, frequently mocked, icons of the past

When I think of the tiny Dr. Ruth, I think of a joke that some comedian told decades ago (was it Judy Tenuta? Is she still alive? She's another strange 80s celebrity) that went something like "Of course, Dr. Ruth is a sex therapist. That's the perfect job for someone who's only as tall as everyone else's crotch".

As for Richard Simmons, I think of his appearances on the old Howard Stern and David Letterman shows, where his barely closeted gay persona (remember, once upon a time, people were surprised to learn that Freddy Mercury and Liberace were gay) was constantly teased. They treated him like a Martian. And he played the role well. He was very funny.

RIP x 2.

Nope, she died in 2022.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Richard Simmons died at the age of 76.

Maybe the last prominent person with a sane grasp on fitness. I'm sure the "Healthy At Every Size" crowd is rejoicing now.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I'm old. I turn 48 soon. But I don't really care. From what I see everyday, being in your teens and twenties in the 1990s was 100 x more fun than it is now. The only time I even thought about troons in the 90s at all was when I discovered old Velvet Underground records. And.girls you had sex with never thought about using that to ruin your life.

The only thing I miss about being younger is being able to eat fast food everyday and not feel like shit afterward.

[Old Black Man]

I'm old. I turn 48 soon. But I don't really care. From what I see everyday, being in your teens and twenties in the 1990s was 100 x more fun than it is now. The only time I even thought about troons in the 90s at all was when I discovered old Velvet Underground records. And.girls you had sex with never thought about using that to ruin your life.

The only thing I miss about being younger is being able to eat fast food everyday and not feel like shit afterward.

This is why I view you as a father figure.

[CuckTurdginson]

Lindsay's Liver probably looks like Doge Dimmadome in real life.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And.girls you had sex with never thought about using that to ruin your life.

It's never too late for them to change their mind and decide there was a bit too much struggle in that snuggle after all.